Can we hear more about the racist neighbor quil lore?
Sure! When I was 6-7, we moved to CO so my dad could go to grad (?) school, and lived in this co-op esque place. Which meant there were a few rules, one being not to smoke. Our neighbor, an old white guy, did not follow this rule.
My dad pointed it out or told him to stop, something along those lines (I was 7, okay). There's kids here, after all. And my dad is visibly brown. Old white guy did not like being told to stop smoking by a brown man.
So, he reported my dad to the police for having inappropriate photos/videos of my sister and I (2 and 7, at the time; light enough to pass as white). His evidence? Vibes. (Little more to it, but the key component is there was literally nothing to find because he made it up!!)
Unfortunately, he reported this to the co-op police instead of city, and they never got anything interesting, so they jumped at this. Confiscated all our home videos, searched the apartment, etc. Took months longer than they should've to complete the investigation. And also called CPS
There was a whole debacle about actually getting in contact with CPS, because we were out of town when they wanted to come by, which the investigators said wouldn't be a problem, but apparently was! because CPS thought my parents were avoiding them and it made them much more aggressive and suspicious when we got back from out of town and realized Oh Fuck they were calling and coming by and we didn't know !!
but anyway. they finally come by when we're home, and they take little me aside to question me. ask me whether I like my parents, if there's anything I don't like, what I wish they wouldn't do, any secrets, standard is this kid being abused questions (i was not).
by the end they realize...uh. these kids are fine. nothing's going on here. and all the videos the police confiscated turn up completely fine. on account of the accusations were literally all made up. no legal action taken, investigation closed, etc.
we, however, did not stick around. moved again immediately, and my dad never did finish (or even start...?) those studies. we were in CO for less than a year, and the investigation was like...7-8 months? so it must've started pretty soon after we moved in
so that's the story of how i was questioned by cps when i was seven because of our racist neighbor <3