#quintaheavy

[quintaheavy]

hiya boyo. ive got somethin fer youu

*freaking. achievement noise*

Achievement Unlocked! - What Did You Do To Upset The Lake?

Achievement Unlocked! - The First Plague: Water turns into Blood

Achievement Unlocked! - The Second Plague: Frogs

Achievement Unlocked! - The Third Plague: Gnats & Lice

Achievement Unlocked! - The Fourth Plague: Flies

Achievement Unlocked! - The Fifth Plague: Diseased Livestock

Achievement Unlocked! - The Sixth Plague: Boils

Achievement Unlocked! - The Seventh Plague: Hail

Achievement Unlocked! - The Eight Plague: Locusts

Achievement Unlocked! - The Ninth Plague: Darkness

Achievement Unlocked! - The Tenth Plague: Death of the Firstborn

The central head's grinning expression faltered, while the other heads bickered.

"ENOUGH."

He glanced over the list of plagues with a mix of disbelief and annoyance.

"Anon... What did you do?"

His large hand swiped the air in frustration.

"Ten plagues. Ten. This is not gift, it's nightmare. Frogs everywhere. Fish bleeding. Locusts eating sandvich. What is this?! Next time, bring bread. Or bullet. Something useful."

"But we swear, if an eleventh plague comes..."

"We won't only be targetting Freaks."

[thehiddenpatriot]

Why is there no Quintaheavy fanart. (Forcing Demo to draw them lmao.)

[quintaheavy]

The QuintaHeavy floated in the air, nothing below the chest but a strange humming glow. Five heads argued, snapped, and talked all at once, kind of like a family trapped in one body.. in some twisted way.

On the right shoulder sat a Sniper's head. His eyes glowed a bright white light, sparks buzzing in his teeth. "Aye, what're you lookin' at, mate? Want me t'shock ya straight outta yer boots? I've got impeccable aim, ask NinjaScout..."

#SNIPER 5️⃣ #⚡️5️⃣

On the left shoulder was the Head of a Spy, his jaw always clenching tight. It seemed like frost curled around his lips whenever he breathed. "Pff. Imbecile. I do not need words. One beam... and you are une statue."

#SPY 5️⃣ #🧊5️⃣

Below, on the left side of the torso, emerged the head of a Soldier, hid helmet bent low. His grin was jagged, eyes wild. "ROCKRTS! CROCKETS OF DARKNESS! BOOM! I WILL BLOW LIBERTY STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR SKULL, MAGGOT!"

#SOLDIER 5️⃣ #🦅5️⃣

To the right grew Medic's head, flames licking from his mouth, teeth blackened. "Ja, ja... Burn, I say! Little babies cry when they smell ze smoke! Heheheheh~!"

#MEDIC 5️⃣ #🔥5️⃣

And then there was the main guy himself, Heavy, front and center, towering above the others. Although, he was just a floating torso and five heads... where were his legs? His voice was thick, broken English, but steady. "Da... is me. Heavy. I am... leader. Strongest of all. Together... ve are five. But really... ve are ONE! Ve vill crush Freaks like sand. Hah!"

#HEAVY 5️⃣ #👊5️⃣

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Unknown‼️:

Hello, hello?

Hey, uhm, you guys will have to deal with this... creature! They're all insane! Can somebody please stop them before they ruin all of you guys?

I'm not even supposed to be here but apparently wherever there is a Soldier, I must be. Can this seriously not be any worse? I can only deal with all of the chaotic patriots and now some mutant abomination? Ugh... I do not get paid! I'm growing grey hairs just by being here!

"OHHH, UB, DO NOT BE LIKE THAT." 👊

Sipsipin mo ang titi ko!

Ahem, sorry. Yeah... He will not leave the Freaks alone.

The only people semi-safe are: Pissper, Lazor Spy, and Fabulous Spy.

TAGGING!

#5x Eyes 5️⃣ × Reblogging

#5x Words 5️⃣ ÷ RP Posting

#Quinta-Chain 5️⃣ × RP Chains

#Freak Appearance 5️⃣÷ Asks + Submissions

#Lead Thinking 5️⃣ × Out of Character

All Heads:

#QuintaHeavy 5️⃣ #👁5️⃣

Any Head:

#Quintuple Sentience 5️⃣

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STATUS FOR ACTIVITY IS ON: @THEBLUPATRIOT

[quintaheavy]

Do you pay extra at the barber because you need to get five cuts because you guys have five heads, or do you guys just get one of your minions to cut it for free? Asking for a friend who has 7 heads

"Do we pay extra at the barber? Extra? No- I'd like to say we don't have to go get a haircut often... Our hair grows rather slowly—" 🧊 "Very slow! If one decided to shave our heads in the middle of the night, we could all be bald! I'd love to see one even try." 🔥 "Ignore him and his rude intrusion, ami. No freak could possibly get close enough without one of us being awake to put a stop to such nonsense... However, for your friend, I suggest they put a minion to do it." 🧊

[quintaheavy]

Lad what the hell even are you?

"What am I..?"

Everyone spoke in unison.

"Or what are we?- Well, we are Quintaheavy, designed as a conquerer and an all-powerful being! Our mission? Destroy all Freaks!" They were all locked into this goal of theirs. Is that obvious yet? They float in closer and looked down at the Anon. "Better question though! What are you?"