DISTURB UB'S BREAK!

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[thehiddenpatriot]

I run this blog 24/7 (give or take my afternoon nap), posting anything not for in character Soldier posts. However...

THIS IS PARTIALLY A ROLEPLAY BLOG!!

Mostly. UB is the Miss Pauling of the group of Chaotic Patriots, not limited to a certain team.. but more leaning to be BLU.

MORE INFORMATION IS BENEATH THE CUT.

My tag set is extensive— #Patriotic Blu 🦅, Solly RP Posts #Eagle Eyes 🦅, for reblogging #UB Mod 🦅, when I talk as UB. And everything else is on my main blogs. @theblupatriot @ask-drysdale I never miss a beat when it comes to reblogging roleplay memes or art. Everything Meme-related may apply to The———Patriots blogs. I may be playing an aggressively all-American character, I’m also dabbling in language study (bonjour, guten tag!), geeking out over absolutely everything. Friendly challenge! Ask me anything in French, or German, and I’ll try not to butcher it too badly.

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Follow @theblupatriot for my BLU Soldier interacting with his universe and sometimes out of it, or @thechaoticpatriots for pure mayhem with the modern Patriot, BLU Soldier, Lieutenant Columbo, Classic (Ross), and Painis Cupcake. The chaotic patriots are an incredibly violent lot, just as a warning. Painis is a cannibal and also a crazy strong fighter.

Feel free to tag me in your content—I’ll reblog everything.

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This is your safe space for Soldier shipping of all kinds... (others too!) Boots n’ Bombs, [Demoman x Soldier] Helmet Party, [Engineer x Soldier] Freedom Fries, [Spy x Soldier] Cold War, [Heavy x Soldier] Everything. [LITERALLY EVERYTHING.]

Pitch me your OTPs, and I’ll ship ‘em with gusto—no judgment here! This is a land of the free, so be free to be yourself. O7

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[thehiddenpatriot]

Drysdee just evaporated. You guys have no idea what I just did to him. (he broke again) Sobs. Where did my dryer go...

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[chompercroncher-deactivated2024]

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]

[patchworkstaccatofairy]

This shit really isnt intuitive at all unfortunately

[thehiddenpatriot]

I blame you, 3D, for getting me into Eddsworld.

[thedusklitmanor]

Hey... everytime I see you in my activity, I want to give my creepypasta ocs a blog too... You just seem really cool. 👀

JOIN THE CLUB!!

I need to see people’s creepypasta OCs, they’re like a lost art!!!

[thehiddenpatriot]

I WILL! I haven't been in this fandom in, like, so long! But I'll make the blog soon... if I remember!

[kingofthedaisies]

Happy pride to these freaks (Pt. 1 [the revival])

[araneaeonmyc]

i wish i was Arthur Morgan because

1. he's a cowboy

2. he's got massive tits

3. he died of tuberculosis

4. John Marston

5. he gets to ride horses

[anjlunaru]

coming back here on tumblr like a pathetic cheating man💔😞 Tavish painting but I left him in the freezer like chicken.

[abstractfrog]

Why does Jimmy Hawkins (Private Investigator) call you babygirl?

[deathbydyingpod]

*bead of sweat dripping down my forehead*

UMMMMM….

[thehiddenpatriot]

I'll be honest, UB shouldn't even mean 'Unknown Being' anymore. I am very much known at this point! I pretty much adapted this to be my new identity! I used to be called Two or Adam, but yikes... That was so long ago. Only 3D was around for that era. Hm. Ah. I know!

You all, my loyal Patriots! (Homeowners/Inanimates...)

You should decide what I should be called—while staying yours dearly! I'll take any nicknames, unless... you want me to stay me? 💕

[espionnage-bleu]

j

[doicreep-youout]

jonathan jims jead jrchivist jf jhe jagnus jnstitute, jondon.

[valeriapryanikova]

i spy with my everything eye

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[skifrit]

joe spooky in his natural habitat

[smallpwbbles]

[qwacktrap]

sorry i had to

[red-lubin]

Fun fact:

Zere is a website called "caineandabel.com" Do not mispell it! It's like ze beginning of Episode 8! Take a look!