May 24
– [my partner of like five years:] hey bunny? I'm a lesbian... – hey, woah... guess what! – what? – I'm also a lesbian! – WHAT!!! – nahhh I don't know actually, I'm full of shit – how? you pooped so recently! – refill. – there's no way that's gone through you and gotten converted already – guess I'm anti choice too now, poop begins at ingestion – [after laughing herself half to death] you should write that down – nnaaaaahhhhh I can't be doing that, ain't no way I'm not getting in trouble for that
and yet.