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@muesli-command

they put me in a box. a rubber box. | twentysomethings

502 posts

"I should buy a compass... because a compass is a useful thing"

#worm song #the green one

> reblog cute pixel art

> green banner telling me I reblogged it informs me that op is trans women chaser themed

> undo

why are we like this gang. why can't we be normal

being told I'm gonna shush and accept being hugged tight until the passing train is gone didn't not do something to me

girl on medications that make her lose her sparkle: wow being alive is nice

where'd my ambient suicidality go what the hell

oh it comes back double once the stuff wears off, good to know

girl on medications that make her lose her sparkle: wow being alive is nice

where'd my ambient suicidality go what the hell

"you're aware of the brain damage a couple seconds of asphyxiation can cause right?"

"I am aware of that, yes :)))))"

"you seem entirely too excited about brain damage"

"yeah!"

"do you want more brain damage?"

"... !! what do you mean 'more' brain damage"

#worm song #stray cat

showed a cat girl "a cat goes to work" and now apparently she listens to it daily when going to work or otherwise Doing Things. ayo?

#worm song #stray cat #SoundCloud

I love making unplanned changes on air. especially when they will break things but let's try anyway and oh no it broke :)

"where's my second pot? do you know?"

"iunno, why would I know"

"why don't you know!! I thought you knew everything!!"

"mfer no!? I done told you I don't know everything"

"not even where my pots are..."

"no! why would I know where your pots are! it's your house!"

[... rummaging ...]

"I found it! thank you!"

"don't thank me! I didn't know where it was!"

"thank you anyway!"

"no!!!!!"

"where's my laundry bag??"

"I don't know"

"but you always know where everything is!"

"we've already been over this no I fucking don't"

"you do!!!"

"fuck off"

[...]

"found it! thank you!"

"no fuck off we're not doing this again"

"thank you!!! are you gonna post that now"

"eat shit, and.. yes"

#worm song #stray cat

"watching americans is fun"

"be nice, they can hear you"

"watching people is fun"

"thank you. what about the danes?"

"you consider those people??"

"..."

#worm song #stray cat #liveblogged blackmail

"he's not black but he's supposed to represent something"

watching this movie includes a complimentary period of mourning

"he's not black but he's supposed to represent something"

#worm song #heard while watching “cool as ice” (1991)#piss seal

"so how are fat and muscle different?"

"well, they're not the same thing"

"so ... they're different things"

"exactly!"

#worm song #stray cat

cardboard box at a garage sale marked "girl parts": various metric standard steel bolts, a clothes hanger, gallbladder in a cylindrical chewing gum box, one really large lightbulb, some loose tendons coiled up on a worn-out plastic spool, an old pickle jar with two sets of pancreas inside, fishing wire, a pack of zipties...

seen a lot of posts lately about passing as a gender, or passing as wealthy, or etc and feeling like white shrek. would it be excessively on-the-nose to make a post about how being white makes you feel like white shrek?

"where's my second pot? do you know?"

"iunno, why would I know"

"why don't you know!! I thought you knew everything!!"

"mfer no!? I done told you I don't know everything"

"not even where my pots are..."

"no! why would I know where your pots are! it's your house!"

[... rummaging ...]

"I found it! thank you!"

"don't thank me! I didn't know where it was!"

"thank you anyway!"

"no!!!!!"

#worm song #stray cat

girl on medications that make her lose her sparkle: wow being alive is nice

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