Here have the obnoxious list of quotes of have because i think they're very neat (these come from all over the place ranging from fanfiction, to google to my own fingies)
Also it's funny that I can see with complete clarity where I started getting into new fandoms because I started collecting new quotes relating to them.
(i promise they get less angsty 😭 these are a year and a half in the works)
I've got too many tabs open in my brain, and it's too laggy to close any.
I think i'll just collapse right here, thanks!
All I wanted was for you to leave. But I didn't think you actually would..
You're just like a bomb going off right next to my head..
Why do I have to cram all of my thoughts together just to be heard?
I wish your silence didn't scare me so much..
My body looks like a poorly drawn anatomy lesson, or a bunch of mismatched pieces sewn together.
Why did I have to grow up afraid to admit i'm scared?
What a stupid way to die.
An immortal man with a death wish, how fucking ironic.
Why did we have to turn into such an ugly sight?
I can't tell you why, but it feels like something's wrong.
What would my mother think, now that she's watched her son be buried?
What would you think of me, an immortal man with a death wish?
They are the stars and the moon to my empty sky.
Dreams are like… jigsaw puzzles, assembled wrong.
Are you, or the others, crazy?
How do you paint a pretty picture when your brush is broken?
Is it only in movies that it's black and white?
Sometimes the worst place you can be in is your own head.
Alone. Because everyone will inevitably leave him.
Because I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind.
I came face to face with a version of "me" that was nothing like myself.
The present is all we get, so we need to make it work.
We're just kids. We aren't supposed to be heroes.
It's all a bit tragic, isn't it?
She is a child that was forced to grow up.
I stopped being a kid the day you sent me down here to die.
Are monsters born, or created?
We'll never be those kids again.
Dear Death, I'm ready.
I needed a hug, but all they gave me was a box of matches and a knife.
I'm that memory you don't remember.
My mind is blessed with madness, and cursed with the knowledge that’s it’s there.
My eyes burn with unshed tears and suddenly I wish it didn't hurt so much to cry.
I don’t know what's happening but that's okay
We were thin but we were thick as thieves
I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die.
Even white roses have black shadows.
To plant a garden, is to believe in tomorrow.
In an endless garden of Flowers I will always pick You.
My Garden of Roses is wilting, because i spent too much time watering yours..
If i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i could walk through my garden forever.
Are you sure it isn't the Thorns that have Roses..?
Laughter after Tears is is the human equivalent of a Rainbow
I THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW I AINT SHIT.
I heard everything. It was just easier to pretend I didn't.
Remember how bright our first days were?
I miss not knowing who you were, because at least you couldn't hurt me so much without more than a word.
I'm dying slow and I can't stop it.
I really am my fathers child, aren't I?
If I dont go to hell when I die i might go heaven- but probably not.
If this is how you folks make art, it's fucking depressing.
I'm sorry mom and dad, I know I fucked up bad. I should've done better.
You entered the circus, boy, now play like the clowns.
The intimacy of being understood
However fair is for fools, take them away!
Life is a party and I'm starting to think I'm the piñata
I can't telling if I'm dying or not, all I know is I can't breathe.
Sometimes the shortest stick is the sharpest.
You don't hate me because i'm crazy, you hate me because i'm right.
I might be the writer, but you will always be the words.
I'm sending an old friend good luck, through a wishing well of magic.
Karma's probably fake, unless you meet someone who Really believes in it, cause they'll make it happen.
Does it count as being after dark, if the streetlights are on and nobody is looking for you?
Memory lane is not a Well-Mainted Public Road, it's a backroad lined with burning trees.
Sometimes you have to become a monster to stay human
"To be fair I have no intentions of murdering someone then popping a cyanide pill to escape the consequences,"
"You don't pump blood, I would know, I've had my hands in your heart before. Also, you're a terrible liar,"
Just killed a woman, feelin good~
"Fashionless wonder? He won't be saying that when I throttle him with my bowtie.."
"Handfull of BEES?"
"3am is the bitching hour, prove me wrong,"
"He's perfect, we made a baby!" "Team effort," "Go team!"
"Welcome to fucking Applebees do you want the apples or bees?" "Bees..?" "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!"
Welcome to the nightmare inside my head~
The point is; Frogs are bitches and ~we~ do not associate with terrorists
I'M STILL HEADING DOWNHILL, BUT I FOUND A HORSE IN THE SAME PREDICAMENT. SO LIKE, COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Characters are their own beings. I just write up their incident reports.
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to,"
"Drop dead," "Low blow..."
"I would like to apologize... that you, are depriving some village of their IDIOT!"
"Dad, could you stop playing tennis with hitler for just a moment and, yaknow, take a quick call?"
There's a hole in your soul [and something is trying to get out]
I'm exhausted and filled with a longing I don't know how to control.
Longing floods out of me like blood, and I truly haven't learned to properly staunch my wounds.
You're the Hyde to my Jekyll, the Chaos to my Calm. The Hate to my Love, the Lost to my Longing.
I've split myself so far down the middle I'm truly not sure where I end and where I begin.
Sometimes I wonder if joking about not having a soul was ever truly a joke.
I will force feed you a vial of impure salts and then watch as you writhe. Don't test me, kid.
There's something strange, there's something wrong. I see a change, it's like when love dies...
God knows; I am careless; this is the true hour of my death, and what is to follow concerns another than myself.
'If he be Mr. Hyde,' Utterson had thought, 'Then I'll shall be Mr. Seek.'
"Barbara Streisand walking down the street on mushrooms."
"Constant Minnelli."
"You guys pry like a son of a bitch."
"I don't think that was a compliment." "Oh, then fuck you."
"What's this cowman talking about the gardens for?"
"Team Firestone and Team Outtie."
"There is no Team Innie. Team Firestorm."
"Fuck them up. Fuck them up with charm."
"Oh hoh hoh. I keep my bottle rockets on me."
"Ok I'm gonna see what this spell does now that I've cast this."
"Why acid OR a dagger?"
"Hey come on. Fuck off kids. I mean hit me I don't know."
"Somebody brought a grenade launcher to the paintball game."
"Please don't attack us. I'm traveling with a murderer."
"He's an open mouth snorer?.. I've been prepping my acid vials."
"We're the BADDIES."
"They're underground, so I don't know about the earthquake."
"Stay on task Widogast."
"No this is not good. We have to keep playing."
"Weirdly that was what did it." "My greed?"
“Wouldn’t doubt if he’s a vampire... always in his room, alone...”
“I guess. First I’ve got to cover the bruises on my neck!”
“(Y/n), the house is haunted, not us.”
“Great, we’re protecting a murderer.”
“So, these girls are your type, huh?”
“What’s in the box?” “Ex’s shit, want to set it on fire with me?”
“You don’t need him, you have us! We’re your new boyfriends!”
“I can be her platonic girlfriend!”
“Stop grinding your ass on me.”
“I will fucking DECK you—!”
“Alright what’s for dinner?” “I don’t know, you’re buying.”
“You two having fun down there?”
“What was that banging?” “I fell down the stairs.”
“Here—apply pressure.”
“We should make a song together.”
“Back the fuck up, did you just called me a NOOB?”
“Shut the fuck up, monkey!”
“You knew?!” “You’d be horrible at poker.”
“—so stop playing the tough-guy act and do your fucking part!”
“No, he just randomly kissed me.”
“Can we talk about this on the way home? The body stinks and my feet hurt.”
“Back the fuck off OR my boyfriend here will do it for you.”
“I’m sure you’re not that gullible to think I was joking.”
“Go ahead, but don’t look at me. I’m a mess.”
“What dirty things have you done to get where you’re at now?”
“This totally fucking sucks.”
“Wanna come with?”
“Tell anyone I’m here, I’ll kill you.”
“That’s if you can even find her. We haven’t seen her the entire time.”
“Thought you could get away that easily?”
“You’re cute when you sleep.”
“Earth to dumbass.”
“What the fuck did you put in this?” “All my love for you.” “Well, it tastes like you took a shit in the cup.”
“Stop, I have a headache.”
“So what’s the girls name?”
“I want you to know the amount of patience that I had for you. That every single time you wronged me I gave you the benefit of the doubt because I loved you.”
