#quote mark twain

[justbeingnamaste]

“If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.”

~ Mark Twain

[justbeingnamaste]

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”    

[justbeingnamaste]

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”    

[justbeingnamaste]

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss SLOWLY. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile

[jebaqpt]

Happy Birthday -Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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[itlldoagain]

[summerbeam-blog]

...there is a good side and a bad side to most people, and in accordance with your own character and disposition you will bring out one of them and the other will remain a sealed book to you.

- unpublished Autobiographical Dictation - Mark Twain

[summerbeam-blog]

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

- Following the Equator - Mark Twain