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[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: Telling someone "you're shit" and "you ain't shit" are both insults.

Apollo: But telling "you're not shit" is a reassurance.

Artemis: And "you're not the shit" is an insult, while "you're the shit" is a compliment.

Apollo: Hmm-mm.

Leto: It's 3am kids, go to bed.

[godsofhumanity]

Dionysus, high: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.

Ariadne: Please never become a surgeon.

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: You know, I used to think there was no man on earth good enough for Artemis.

Orion: Are you... being nice right now?

Apollo: I still think that.

Orion:

Orion: There it is.

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: Punch me!

Artemis: Punch you?

Apollo: Yeah, I said punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Artemis: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes: I'm gonna cook! Do you want an egg or two?

Apollo: No thanks. I hate the way you cook them.

Loki: Yeah! You always leave the shells in!

Hermes: I like mine crunchy :)

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: Sometimes I feel like I have failed you as a father.

Hephaestus: Only sometimes?