May 22
Bunny: I'm resisting the urge to call you the D word.
Me: ...Dyke?
Bunny: [sputters] NO! THE D WORD!
Me: That's the D word.
Bunny: TWO SYLLABLES.
Me: ...Dickhead.
Bunny: NO
Me: Douchebag?
Bunny: DADDY YOU IDIOT.
Me: [laughing] Oh.
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Bunny: I'm resisting the urge to call you the D word.
Me: ...Dyke?
Bunny: [sputters] NO! THE D WORD!
Me: That's the D word.
Bunny: TWO SYLLABLES.
Me: ...Dickhead.
Bunny: NO
Me: Douchebag?
Bunny: DADDY YOU IDIOT.
Me: [laughing] Oh.
A knotty problem - starve or strangle? 1871
Dingo: [eating leftover birthday cake] Mm. Mmm. It's so good.
Bunny: You can moan like that between my legs.
Dingo: Mm. Mmm. [Mouth full] I'll speak French.
Bunny: Oui oui hon hon titty baguette, amirite?
Dingo: [almost chokes on his fucking cake]
Throbbing Gristle - Rabbit Snare
Bunny: I taste like orange... That's how you know I'm a real Florida bitch. Cuz my pussy tastes like orange.
Dingo: [Reading Mick Taylor fanfic to Bunny in character]
Dingo: [snags finger on edge of bench, pulling back nail]
Dingo, loudly, still in character: AW FUCK ME FUCKEN FINGERNAIL!
