Mama hoomin. You may call me Beatrix Jolene. My name was Beatrix first but I like Jolene too. Observe my show of teeth. This is my snarl and I enjoy being dominant. However I acknowledge you are extremely hard to bite because of your lightening fast response. You are a worthy bite goal and your Clockwork Orange-like attempt to brainwash me with Elvis is interesting and Papa hoomin dances too. Strange animals you are. No I've never seen TV before but yes I get it that every being at Bright Eyes is aware of Elvis. What are those women arguing about? They want to fight each other, quiet I want to hear. Now what was the name of this movie? Let me have that treat bowl ok? This is shameless bribery you uncivilized primate. I'll never trust you unless you give me this Reiki stuff nonstop ok? That's better. Ok yes, thank you hoomin. I'll show you one nice face so don't miss it. You will appease my will, do you hear. You big oaf. More Reiki now. Good. #rabbitrehab #rabbitrescue #rabbitsrule #rabbitsofinstagram #reactiverabbit
