Apr 28, 2013
Me: Did you know that Tuesday is the last day of National Poetry Writing Month?
Rachael: *farts*
Rachael: There it is. There's your poem.
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Me: Did you know that Tuesday is the last day of National Poetry Writing Month?
Rachael: *farts*
Rachael: There it is. There's your poem.
"Everything turns me on."
Rachael
I want a cheeseburger real bad. It's kind of overcast, and the ground...I mean, just look at the ground. Doesn't it remind you of cheeseburgers?
Rachael
But...now I don't have arms! Oh, Snuggy, where are you?!
Rachael
I want someone to wrap me in a tortilla and love me.
Rachael
Let's get tattoos. Mine can say "I wrestled a lion." Yours can say "No she didn't."
Rachael
Rachael: I got back last night, checked my mail, and read Heidi for about an hour...because that's what I do when I'm not playing freecell.
Me: What, read Heidi and wonder where I am?
Rachael: Yep.
Me: I'm kind of hungry.
Rachael: I'm impressed by your body!