“Hey, dad?” Rachel asked her father “Yeah Rach?” “Do you remember the first time you met mom?” A few years ago Rachel asked this question to her mother, she was expecting tha same story but from the point of view from her father Jax started laughing “Yeah, I remember the first time I met your mother. Want to hear it?” Rachel nodded, not understanting why it was so funny “Well, we were in the old club house...” “The club house!?” Rachel interrupted Jax “Yes, the club house. May I continue princess?” “You may” “Ok, from the beging. The first time I met your mom was in the club house…”
This was many years ago, Abel was a newborn. After a wild party at the club me and the guys had a run but first we needed to wake their sorry asses, so door by door Chibs, me and our prospect from that time, Half Sack, woke them up “Prospect” I called him “Yeah Jax?” “Who’s in this room? Do you know?” “I think Bobby” he respond “Good, I really don’t want to see into Happy or Tig room” I laughed
“Come on, move! Put on your clothes!” we heard a woman screaming from inside “You really slept with him?! he's so old and fat” she said “Hey! Don’t disrespect me girl” Bobby replied “You know she could be your daughter , you old perv. Why would you come here?” she asked “Are you high?” another girl voice asked “Still a bit drunk and yeah high, I smoked a joint. Some blond guy gave it to me, he was nice and YOUNG” I looked at Kip “Was that you?” I asked him “It was for the hungover, it helps me”
I knocked the door and a girl opened it “Are you the one that stripped to Booby or the high one?” I asked containing my laugh “Do I look like a striper to you?” she asked me with sass and I laughed silently “That anwser my question Mary Jane” I told her and saw Bobby “Brother, you better hurry” “Yeah, yeah. Just leave” he told us “We’re leaving too, Annie” she said to her friend “But I don’t want to go, I want to stay with Bobby” she said hugging Bobby “Gross” MJ took her arm and walked to the door “Hey!” I shouted “What’s your name?” She didn’t answer me but her friend did “I’m Annie and she’s Scarlett!” “Careful Jackie boy” Chibs told me “Don’t worry, I just wanted to know. Next door, Prospect that’s all yours” I said forgetting already the scene with those two
“When did that happend?” I heard my wife ask “I don’t remember” “Well, Darling you were pretty high and little drunk” I told her before kissing her “And that Rachel, was the first time I met your mom” “Mom! High, drunk and a party at the club house! Who would have thought” My daugther said to her mom “And because of that no drugs or alcohol for you my little darling, and for you” Scarlett pointed at me “This” a punch in my arm “Why is that for?” “For telling that story to our twelve year old daugter! The kids should not hear that stories about their parents” she scolded me “Yeah well, I've heard worse, so don’t worry I still respect you and love you mom” Rachel said to Scarlett before hug her and kiss her “I’m off to Louise’s. Bye!” “Bye!” we said “You want to know something else” Scarlett looked at me waiting “Since that day I always waited for you to come back but you didn’t and then when I saw you in Hale’s office I couldn’t believe you were the same girl I saw that morning” I smiled at her “I really don’t remember that morning but I do remember that night” she said blushing “Please tell you didn’t have threesome with Bobby and your friend” I pleaded “Fuck no!” she shouted “I slept with Kip” she whispered at my ear “Why you think he knew I was hungover” I laughed “Jesus, I did not saw that coming” The thing is neither of the stories they remember are the first time they met, that was long long before everything…