introducing.... raccoon!reader
♡ raccoon is somewhat of a mean girl. she's been dealt an unfair hand her whole life and can't really be blamed to have lost faith in humanity.
♡ she grew up with a single mom and was basically raised by a number of boyfriends and other assholes that continuously came over to her house, while her mom drowned herself in substances and dick.
♡ raccoon is very self sufficient and actually went to community college for a few semesters before she decided it wasn't worth it.
♡ instead she's pursuing her dream of becoming a self-made rich bitch by entertaining an only fans while working her ass off on several jobs.
♡ raccoon plays dumb a lot because she sees no reason in fighting when she's dealing with assholes and dumbasses. she knows she's smarter anyway. it also makes live a lot easier to let some guys think your dumber than them. at least that's how she paid for her bike...
♡ raccoon has major mommy issues that she deals with by always throwing screaming matches with her mother. since she left college she had enough money left to move into her own small one bedroom apartment that overlooks the harbor, at least she's far away from her mom that way.
♡ raccoon doesn't have a strong moral compass. as long as something is convenient for her, she'll take it. consequences aren't something she really cares about too much.
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