#rad yaps

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Phil alpha of the spin class Lester and Dan tell me more about how I don’t have a choice Howell at the gay BDSM film premiere wearing the dom biker jacket and the buckle turtleneck,, eating utensils found in cutlery drawer

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This cunty motherfucker looks hot as hell but is terminally incapable of not doing the pirouetting pose its 2025 and Dan cannot stand like a normal person still stay true to yourself queen you bend that one leg slightly behind the other

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They both recognize that they are perfect soulmates and the fact they met is special, it’s just that Dan also knows how much effort he put in to get Phil, while Phil is just like I pulled a tarot card and the universe sent a beautiful emo twink into my life, and we’re still here sixteen years later, it must have been fate, bc he didn’t really have to put in ton of effort to get Dan 😭

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My obsession with how in baking videos Dan starts off correcting Phil’s pronunciation of caster sugar, but over time starts pronouncing it more similarly to Phil as their accents merge, once again bears fruit in 2026 Easter Baking: Dan says it with a slightly more nasal short a rather than his original more posh/southern ahhh. Linguistic Convergence.

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Things DipnDots Have Forgotten/Gotten Wrong In Their Own History

They literally put the floorplans of their apartments in TABINOF

They didn’t film PINOF 1 the first day they met

Dan is the one that tweeted that Phil was buying him the expensive champagne, of which they get the price wrong every time it’s mentioned

How gay the early videos actually were; Dan has the ptsd mind wipe, he forgot that he wasn’t trying so hard to appear straight for a good bit of the beginning years

Phan was actually coined by them in a video annotation

Dan vs “Phil Trash Number 1 Allegations”

There’s more I’m sure; I’ll get back to this when I remember. Feel free to add if you recall any more of their memory fails lol

Edit:

Forgetting saying anything about Dan and Phil 2.0, leading to one of my fave Dan quotes, “Did I plant a seed, and now there’s a tree? And everybody is like, ‘Dan explain the tree,’ and I’m like, ‘I forgot about that.’”

Forgetting how tall they are, other than that they’re over six feet; they literally measured Dan in February and he had grown to 6’4” and yet they still refer to both of them as 6’2”-6’3”

Edit 2:

Dan didn’t have the iconic fuzzy trapper hat yet when they first met, he got it at H&M (twice rip original hat) after that initial meeting

DAN I SWEAR TO GOD STOP SAYING YOU'RE 6’2” YOU WERE MEASURED ON FUCKING CAMERA MONTHS AGO AND YOU WERE SIX FOOT FOUR

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Some April Phools Bluesky ramblings

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It seems the phandom consensus is that it’s either for the calendar, or a new video that’s probably something deathly like the boyfriend does my makeup challenge that we’ve joked about for years and now they’re gonna do it on purpose to fuck w us and also bc they can, or some similar thing that will also kill us.

Either way this stems from Dan hearing Phil think he can’t pull off makeup and being like how dare you say that about my beautiful boyfriend

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Rewatching the tit preshows and I’m at Nashville (fire alarm edition) and have once again taken a gunshot wound to the abdomen by Dan taking charge like a mom chaperoning a school trip, hushing everyone so they can hear the instructions, saying to evacuate calmly, turning around last second to remind everyone it’s cold bring a coat,, like help. I know I reacted similarly when it happened you could probably find it if you go through my tit tag I’m sure, but I’m just going through it again. Takes charge in a crisis Dan starts making jokes while calming everyone down then giving easy to understand directions. Last minute reminder to bring a coat dears it’s chilly outside. Pharenting.

He’s also the one to, if people are still in the aisle when they’re starting the preshow, be like “RUN— No, I’m joking, walk carefully.” Funny snark joke then immediate like do not take that seriously I care for your wellbeing. Mom of all time. To me.