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Justin: I don’t wanna be a rules guy, but he does have True Sight for an hour. So I do not know why that vision would be fading so quickly when I cast correct!

Justin: We don’t know what dope shit we’re gonna be doing in the next hour, I’m not gonna burn a Level 6 spell for your narrative! I’m sorry!

Well between me and Justin one of us has to be the rules guy and I’m glad its him.

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Clint: All right! Here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to cast Divination. Clint: This puts me in touch with a god or god’s servant, so in this case: Pan. I get to ask a single question— Griffin: [gleefully] Oho this is perfect, thank you. This is a gift.

I agree with Griffin here, this is one of those spells that can be a lot of fun for the GM.

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Griffin: Yeah, it sure is! Uh, okay, Taako, you’re beautiful again, but you’re gonna have to keep burning that spell in order to keep yourself— That’s great, you have fucking arcane cosmetics now! This is the best game ever made!

You know, the hat of disguise is only uncommon and you could probably get one at Fantasy Costco.

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Griffin: Alright, you step forward into the next chamber and as you enter the doorway you step foot onto a five foot square of white light and the word ‘start’ is on this square, and as soon as you step onto it, the door is just gone behind you, and you hear a loud click as a blue square the same size illuminates right in front of you, and then another, and then a green square, that has some sort of word written on it, and then this pattern continues with all these multicoloured squares just sort of appearing, forming a winding path around you-

Red Tiles are impassible, you cannot walk on them!  Yellow tiles are electric,they will electrocute you. Green tiles are alarm tiles.  If you step on them you will have to fight a monster.  Orange tiles are orange-scented.  They will make you smell delicious!  Blue tiles are water tiles.  Swim though if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will bite you.  Also, If a blue tile is next to a yellow tile, the water will also zap you.  Purple tiles are slippery, you will slide to the next tile.  However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas do not like.  Purple and Blue are OK!  Finally, pink tiles.  They don’t do anything.  Step on them all you like.  

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Justin: I cast Disguise Self on Taako. [clapping and laughing] Justin: To make myself look like old Taako.

Perfection.

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Justin: I’m casting Polymorph on myself. Griffin: Oh fuckin’ wowww. Justin: Griffin, I’m texting you.

Oh hell yes, please tell me this is going where I think it is going.

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Merle: What is going on with my holy powers? Griffin: Here is the truthful response—this is Griffin, not Pan speaking. [“Pan” plays quietly] Here is the truthful response to your question, Merle: Pan’s not answering. And it’s not… it’s, you know beyond a shadow of a doubt, he’s just not… he’s just not there! And he’s not, he’s… he’s not there supporting you with a holy power, he’s not... He’s just— he’s just gone! And this is fuckin’ terrifying. Like you, this spell that you’re casting is essentially like a telephone call of a prayer, and Pan has always answered… but not this time. He is not there.Griffin: And it’s not like, it’s not, you can tell, it’s not like you’re getting bad reception on your prayer. You feel it going through, he’s just not— he's just not pickin’ up.

Are you there Pan?  Its me, Merle.