Some Favorite ~Skirmishes in Unsounded But They’re Yakuza Fights:
“Hethllot, I seek the abducted. I seek vengeance for a slain child. If you are assisting the slavers, provide me satisfaction. Do not continue to assault me with this flashy, illicit spellwork so unbefitting a son of Alderode.”
“‘Son of Alderode.’ Ha, SON of Alderode! I’d rather be son of a whore. Alderode is a hell. And I’ve watered weeds with the blood of patriots louder and stupider than you. Left its bourne but not its influence, eh? Weak-minded cretin.”
“Traitor. Slaver. Murderer. By the six rings and the Aldish kings you shall answer to me!”
[cue “Two Dragons Lions”]
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