Start off Monday right with a little RoR humor thanks to ruby_jokes.
include JobInterview::Questions
Q. Where do you see yourself in five years?
in_5_years => "I'd like to have made someone else rich with my re-contextualized non-volatile open architecture."
Q. Why are you leaving your current position?
leaving_current => "I'm seeking to optimize extensible applications."
Q. Why are manhole covers round?
manhole_cover => "Because Reuleaux Triangles are hard to manufacture."
Q. What is your greatest weakness?
greatest_weakness => "I always fail so rarely so I make too much money."
Q. Why do you want to work here?
why_here => "Your company has revolutionized seamless next generation interface."
p_equals_np => "I doubt it, but it would make life easier for traveling salesmen."
Q. Please tell us, in a few words, about what interests you?
what_interest => "I have a special interest in modular mobile startup platforms."
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