Rain: “I thought you were bae, Turns out you’re just fam.”
Lasswell: “bruh!”

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Rain: “I thought you were bae, Turns out you’re just fam.”
Lasswell: “bruh!”
Rain: I’ve only known Fina for 5 minutes but if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in Grandshelt and then myself.
Fina, quietly: please don’t
Fina: “Rain we’ve been looking everywhere for you where did you go!?”
Rain: *flashbacks of him just relaxing on the beach*
Rain: *sweats nervously*
If Lasswell’s crew did a try not to laugh challenge
Rain walking up to a table with a phone on it: “Hey Lasswell check this out!” *picks up the phone and dials* “Hi Nichol, you’re my favorite pizza place!” *hangs up phone and dials again* “now watch this, Hi yeah Fina you’re my favorite pizza place!” *hangs up and dials again while Lasswell struggles to not laugh* “Hi dad, you’re... what? I thought you and mom were working things out?”
Lasswell: *looses it*
Not directly FFBE related or incorrect quotes, but I thought I would share the English voice actors that Square chose for their Star Ocean Anamnesis crossover.
Rain somewhere in Paladia: Without my best friend Lasswell I’m gonna cut off all the sleeves on all my shirts.
Traveling merchant: why?
Rain: he’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
Dark Fina: Sweetie you dropped something.
Rain: what is it?
Dark Fina: your standards.
Rain: fina what do you want to eat
Dark fina: the souls of the innocent!
Fina: a bagel
Dark fina: Nooo!
Fina: two bagels!