big spoon/little spoon: Bitty likes being the biggest spoon, but Kent and Jack switch around a bit more. (Kent secretly likes being middle spoon the most if they all sleep in one bed, but he doesn’t always ask for it).
favorite non-sexual activity: Cooking together!
who uses all the hot water: Kent and Bitty when they shower together (but Jack’s already out of the house because he showers first)
most trivial thing they fight over: The TV channels
who does most of the cleaning: Bitty does it all while Kent and Jack are away and then passive-aggressively complains that no one helps him until they institute a chore system
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:It’s a never-ending battle, because Kent and Bitty like trashy reality TV and Kent and Jack like documentaries, and Bitty and Jack like crime shows
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:Jack
who steals the blankets: Kent
who leaves their stuff around: BITTY
who remembers to buy the milk:Jack
who remembers anniversaries: Bitty has them all on a calendar (which Kent steals), Jack has them memorized
who cooks normally?: Bitty
how often do they fight?: :^)
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:Kent and Bitty like to Snapchat, Bitty and Jack prefer Skype. Kent and Jack probably prefer just texting with the occasional Skype call. If two of them are together they’ll usually Skype the third person in at least occasionally.
nicknames for each other:Jack uses “Kenny” and “Bits” the most. Bitty also takes up “Kenny” and also calls Kent “bunny,” and, as we know, Jack is “sweetpea.” Kent calls them both “babe” and occasionally Jack is “Zimms,” but I honestly think that fades as they get older. I think everyone uses “baby” as a general pet name.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Kent and Jack bicker over it all the time. Sometimes Bitty steals the check just to be a little shit.
who steals the covers at night?: Kent, same as with the blankets.
what would they get each other for gifts?:Jack likes big gestures, like sending flowers etc. Bitty tends towards handmade stuff, like scrapbooking or inventing new recipes for the others. Kent gives experiences as gifts, like concerts or trips to museums or adventurous sex.
who kissed who first?:If we’re hanging tight to canon, Jack kissed Bitty obvs and then I think Jack kisses Kent first too. But like, honestly, so many possible scenarios here lol.
who made the first move?: Bitty brings up the negotiation to Jack, but Jack is the one who initiates the discussion with Kent
who remembers things?: Kent
who started the relationship?: Jack&Bitty probably approached Kent.
who cusses more?:Kent >>> Bitty > Jack
what would they do if the other was hurt?Bitty over-nurtures for like 3 days and then burns out on it, Kent is a dissociative-panicker if things are really bad, Jack is terrible at emotional support but gets all the logistics taken care of
Send me a ship and I’ll answer these headcanons!
