Feb 14
my roommate’s cat just took a shit smellinf so putrid rancid malodorous rotten noxious sickening offensive downright diabolical that it woke me up. from sleeping. i was asleep. and it woke me up.
#my room is across from the bathroom where his litterbox is#im actually so fucking pissed rn#ik its noones fault but STILLLL#BE SO SERIOUS#raining hellfire upon him#grabbing him by the tail and swinging him around#throwing him out of a moving car#having him drawn and quartered#having him dragged into the street and shot#water boarding him#shooting 8 heat seeking missles at him#poisoning his food#launching him across town in a trebuchet#doxxing him#calling ice and telling them hes an illegal immigrant#sending him hate mail#nonexhaustive list of everything i could do to that cat rn#posting this at quarter after midnight#fuck my fucking chungus life#i have work at 8am