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Sutoreito has a very vivid imagination that does not live up to his name.
(@ask-pokecats) Fern @ Rakushin.
"Hello there, dear!" she waves at Eevee with a gentle smile. She looks at the dungeon with a bit of a curiosity.
"Hm, a dungeon...I think I know about them, probably from past life, but I couldn't really recall this until now. Anyways, how many types of it are there?"
The eevee looks at the espeon. "Wow, you sure are tall. And walk on two legs? Strange. But I'm not gonna pry." He then continues. "There are three types of dungeons. The lost memory dungeon is the dungeon we are currently in. But there are the natural dungeons and the echo chamber dungeons. The lost memory dungeon is by far the most dangerous one, but as I said before, you can find things that are unique here and nowhere else. Let me try to explain what the other two types of dungeons are. The natural dungeons are exactly as it says, they are natural and made up of usually trees and grass and spawn in objects like the berries, orbs, and even some fruits like apples and bananas. Fruits also spawn here in a lost memory dungeon, but there are differences in their spawn rate. Berries like the oran berries and pecha berries do not spawn here. As for the last type of dungeon, the echo chamber dungeon is a bit more difficult to explain. Basically, the echo chamber dungeon has echoes. Not literal echoes of a voice, but more abstract. Like a pokemon that doesn't really exist but can hurt you. They usually have monster houses, where several echoes will spawn and attack you all at the same time. They also spawn objects, but more of like scarves and specs as well as berries and orbs"
Rakushin stops himself for a bit. "Sorry, I'm rambling again, aren't I? I have a habbit of explaining things in great detail. But at the very least, I hope that was understandable. Oh, and one more thing. Natural dungeons are rare, most dungeons you will find are echo chamber dungeons, which will spawn echoes."
Let that sink in that Sutoreito still thinks Shinkurou and Rakua had sex that one night and he'll probably keep thinking so until maybe this topic shows up when Sutoreito and Shinkurou will be about to make love for the first time.
"Thanks to a whimsical kitten, I could spend a fun night."
REMINDER THAT 'NEKO' IS LITERALLY SLANG FOR BOTTOM/PASSIVE IN FREAKING JAPANESE. AND HE FUCKING WHISPERED THAT TO SUTOREITO AS THEY WALKED PAST HIM. WHAT EVEN IS THIS EPISODE OMG IT'S A GOLDMINE.
I guess we gotta add that to the things the Haikara boys invented: - Twitter - MPreg - Rhythm Games - Slang for gay b°ttom
A small eevee is wandering around the mystery dungeon, being wary for any traps that might be around. He seems focused on his task, that being to get out of this mystery dungeon after finding whatever it is he might need. He saw a turret just waiting at the corner. Being the wary eevee that he is, he threw something at the turret's line of sight, it fires immediately after a warning sound and shot a hole clean through the object he threw.
He then notices you.
"What are you doing here?! This is a mystery dungeon! You'll die if you stay here!"
What do you say?
[ @askchoe ] Choe yelped as the turret fired, sticking close to the Eevee. "Oh no that's not good." She looked at the Eevee with a panicked expression on her face. "Are all traps this deadly in here!? I mean, they can't get any worse, can they? I didn't think Mystery Dungeons could get this bad!"
"No, not all traps are deadly, but there are many deadly traps in a mystery dungeon. This specific mystery dungeon has much deadlier traps than normal. If you want to know the kinds of traps that are in here, there are mines, turrets, spikes that shoot up from the ground, sawblades and many more. You might notice that these are traps and things are from the human world, this is because this dungeon is a type of dungeon known as a lost memory dungeon. It picks up things that have been lost in time in the human world and brings them here. That includes the deadly traps that the humans have made."
Rakushin then realises that he might have made Choe uncomfortable with that so he tries to steer the conversation away from traps. "Ah, sorry! But of course, there are more than just traps here. Since it brings over things from the human world, it brings all sorts of things that are useful, such as a flashlight."
The eevee then picks up a flashlight from his satchel to show to the maractus. "Here it is! It works by using batteries to power the device so that it can release light." The eevee then puts the flashlight back in his satchel after turning it on and off to show how it works. "So, yeah, there are deadly traps and there are many of them, yes, but there are also cool stuff you can find here that are just impossible to find anywhere else. Which is why I am here in a lost memory mystery dungeon."
(@askthemar-eatsstaff) Latte @ Rakushin
“Oi, calm down! I don’t know how I got here.” The Alcremie says in an annoyed tone “Besides, it’s not like I haven’t been in a mystery dungeon before. A bit hard not to when they’re poppin up everywhere, no?”
Latte would then point at the eevee “What are you doing here?”
"What do you mean by that? Mystery dungeons have been popping up everywhere? I'm pretty sure mystery dungeons don't just do that out of nowhere." He then seems a bit impressed by Latte's claim of having been to some mystery dungeons. "But if you have been in a mystery dungeon before, then you must know how deadly each one is, right? Each one is laced with traps everywhere and each trap have the potential to end your life."
His expression then turned into one of determination. "If you must know. I am here because this type of mystery dungeons spawn objects from the human world. That turret you just saw that shot through something I threw is one of them. Basically, I want to grab something known as a 'medkit' and other goodies from the human world. For example, there are fruits like the banana, which looks like nanab berries but has a different taste." He then turned around and continues on forward with whatever he wants to find, looking back at Latte a bit. "Please be careful. Even if you have been in a mystery dungeon, it does help to just be careful. You don't want to find out the hard way."
Hello! Welcome to Casualties Unknown. The blog about the story of an eevee who suffers through a mystery dungeon that is set in a world where mystery dungeons have traps and things that go boom at the sight of a living being. With no other living beings here other than the protagonist, named Rakushin, he must suffer through the trials and tribulations himself.
Warning: This blog has descriptions of gore. Please don't read this blog if you are squeamish about it.
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(Base by Xadoku. Edit by me.)
