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John: What’s your favorite food

Ram: Fruit

John: What kind of fruit

Ram: Fruit loops

Renfeild: Sometimes I never know I’m talking about

John: Same. I never know what you’re talking about either

Ram: Some say it doesn’t exist

Ram: Others say it doesn’t exist

John: So it doesn’t exist

Ram: Or does it!?

Ram: It does exists

Lucy: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ram: Tired of someone? Drown them!

Ram: Hot Cheerios

John: nO-

Quincey: that is not Renfeild!

Quincey: I once saw Renfeild lose a fight

Quincey: to a trout

Quincey: On dry land!

Hastie: Lets switch the initials in our names. Lastie Hanyon

Ram Renfeild: ...

Dracula characters as quotes from my history class

Dracula: “Sell me Beijing for $1” “China’s not for sale!”

Jonathan: We’re gonna look at this and I’m going to eat my pizza

Mina: We were fighting over politics over calm piano music

Lucy: Who funded $6 million for hugs?

John: *calmly* she almost died

Renfeild: I’ll draw a horse. No, that looks like a parrot. ABORT MISSION!

Arthur: Everyone’s trying to die on me

Quincey: you did it cowboy grandpa

Van Helsing: I’m sorry you didn’t get to feel like King Arthur and stab her back to life

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