Bheem: *brings home a lil cat*
Ram: *after obligatory period of hating each other that all cats go through* I would die for this cat
Bheem: *while smiling and petting both of them* you would die for a fucking gremlin
Ram: that's literally what I just said
Bheem:
Bheem: did you just call her a gremlin-
Ram: no, you did. *sips tea*








