Shit is this thing on? Cam, you know I’m a LIVE theatre kinda guy, I don’t know how this shit works, you’re the tech kid. Closest I get are watchin’ the movies. *there is a pause, the blonde man looking off screen, most of his face obscured as he is far too near to the camera* Whatever, if it ain’t on I’ll do it again, you know I love the spotlight. Yeah yeah, I’m on it, hand me the damn script. ... What do you mean you don’t script this shit? Are you serious? ... Kid you’re lucky I love you. ...
Right, right. *With this the man steps back, fitting himself into frame with a lazy smile.* Name’s Vulcan Crow, don’t go forgettin’ that now, and I’m here ‘cause our girl Friday over there got so worked up over that last entry. I came runnin’ when she called cause I’m just that sort of guy, I come when the ladies ask, and she has me set up to give some background on this stand I know from back home. ...! Alright kid, hold on a minute, I ain’t showboatin’, just lettin’ them get to know me first. ... Ah you already did an entry on little ol’ me? Well shucks kid, I’m so flattered, you’re gonna make me blush. *Vulcan punctuates this with a laugh, and a yell from off screen sets him back on course.*
Let’s set the stage here. The stand is called Kill The Lights, good buddy of mine is the user, does some shows with me when I need a little extra from the performance. Lot easier using his power than making Crimson and Clover make lights, I ain’t got a clue how that shit works anyway. The basics are it has some sorta, what did he call it, yeah, light manipulation. It can turn lights off, turn em on, make some in thin air, hell he can blind you if he wants. Another part of it is color manipulation, real hit with the kids on the street, turns the red into green into blue into yellow and all that. So I’ll make it pop outta the air like so- *Crimson and Clover makes it’s cameo, a few climbing atop each other and morphing into his wand. It is clear that when the stand transforms it becomes a corporeal object, meaning any audience could see it.* and he starts changing it around, turnin’ wands into sparklers and all that good jazz. Ain’t seen them fight, but I’d like them on my side when it comes to that, I bet that shit can be devastating. They work in my theatre group too, everybody needs a light guy. ... Whaddya mean there’s a time limit! Kid you gotta tell me this sh-
*Transmission end*