"Hairy" GN Human Reader + Jazz, Hound, Skyfire, Ramjet, Rumble, Thundercracker
Summary: The bots touching hairy readers' body hair. Or bots I think that would be body hair lovers.
G1 character: Jazz, Hound, Skyfire, Ramjet, Rumble, Thundercracker.
Genre/Theme: Platonic with hints of attraction sprinkled in there.
Warnings: Reader is in a hostage situation with the Decepticons through all their parts. None of the cons ask permission to touch reader they just do, Readers in their underwear in Ramjets part nothing really spicy, he just walks in after a shower and harasses reader a bit.
Pronouns: You, Your, Yours
Notes: Readers Gn but Hairy! Like Full body hairy. Reader mentions having a happy trail in Hounds part. Inspired by a hc about Jazz being a body hair enjoyer by @dommiso and I wanted to do more.
Jazz is so so curious when you're riding in him and stretch. Making your shirt ride up and giving him a peak at the forbidden hidden goods humans were always hiding. And apparently, your hidden front was hairy, and Jazz can't help commenting on it. "Oh- hiding some softness from the world?" You hum and say you're just the harrier type. Jazz knew it could happen, but usually, y'all aren't that soft. "Mind if I feel how soft ya are?" His bold request pays off because you huff and say sure why not. You'd be the first human stomach Jazz could touch. Which leads to you sitting half leaned back and Jazz's servos now running up your front.
And yeah, you were soft. Jazz can't help watching how your body hair moves against his touch, only to try and settle and be disturbed again when he runs his servos back along you. Jazz was really caught up in the sight and sensation of it. So he's actually a little shocked when you ask if he's enjoying himself. But Jazz just smiles. "Sure am! You should let me pet you more often. It's real relaxing." You huff a laugh and say you'll tell Optimus you'll look into becoming the token therapy animal for the ark. And Jazz laughs and finally lets your shirt fall back down.
If you're actually fine with Jazz feeling you, he's gonna be practically petting you whenever he can get the permission. Jazz found a new feature of humans he enjoys. So he's gonna indulge as long as you let him.
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You're resting against Hound in his alt mode in a shorter sleeved shirt for the first time. And you brush against him, and Hound feels the hair on your arm. And it makes his frame rack with a light shiver at the small texture brush. You ask if he's alright and Hound stills immediately. "Yeah, I just- wasn't expecting how your arm actually feels." You ask if he's never actually felt an arm before, and Hound hums in affirmation. "We do pick you guys up often. But well, we don't exactly make proper skin contact with you." You ask if Hound wants to feel your arm properly then. So Hound shifts into root mode and now has your arm softly in his servos.
Hound watches enraptured how the hair on your arm ruffles up under his administration's, only to try and fall the way it had been lying originally. You're so soft under his digits. It's also such an interesting texture. "You aren't hairy like other... furred organics, but you aren't smooth." Hound murmurs, and you say if he wants hairy, he should see your happy trail. "Happy trail?" Hound repeats back and watches you wordlessly tug your shirt upwards. And- oh, you definitely had more hair on your front. It was noticeably thicker. And it actually made a trail down your stomach and disappeared under the line of... your pants- Oh. Hound suddenly assumed he knew why it was a "Happy trail". Hounds optics burn a touch, and he has to clear his vocalizor before he can thank you properly.
Hound stops shivering if you happen to brush against his frame, but now he finds he has the urge to rub your arm whenever he sees it exposed and by his servo. (If you catch his gaze, feel free to offer him another touch. Hound feels like he shouldn't ask a second time.)
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Skyfire is both curious from a scientific point but more so a personal one. Organics have always been so very fascinating to him. Humans in particular due to how very similar to them your species was. He knows you have hair as a human like on your head and he's seen many diagrams of the human body with limited body hair. So he's mildly shocked when he sees you in shorts and actually focuses on the amount of hair he can physically see on your legs. You end up telling him it varies and you happened to be on the "more body hair" side humans can be on. Skyfire finds it fascinating and wants to see and examine- from a scientific standpoint.
Skyfire asks permission to touch, and you give it to him, very much enjoying the obvious enjoyment in the big bots optics when he slowly and repeatedly dragged a digit over one of your legs. You were soft- and the hair certainly had its own unique texture over other human skin. It was a texture Skyfire found personally... pleasant. You end up asking if Skyfires enjoying himself when he just continues the motion and watches your leg hair resettle for the thirtieth time. Skyfire jolts and pulls his digit away quickly. "Apologies- I got caught up with myself. Thank you for indulging my curiosity." You just smirk and tell him to let you know if he wants to feel your body hair again.
And Skyfire knows you don't mean it like that (at least he didn't think-), but he can't help his optics brightening a touch at your casual offer.
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Ramjet didn't care too much about the squishes' little weird differences besides how squishy they were. Because that was the part that would make them go splat if they got squished or bashed. Yeah, Ramjet knows your organic. That's what made you so weak in the first place! He's not dumb. He's stuck keeping an optic on you while you clean yourself so you don't get out. And Ramjet wants you done so he can go do something fun like harass some human flyer outta the sky. And he walks in when you barely have any of your dumb rags on.
And you've got these things all over your body, and he has to squint. "Do you even know how to clean yourself, right?" And Ramjet is grabbing you even when you stupidly try to squirm outta his grip. And Ramjet feels- a feeling? The things on you that weren't being separated from Ramjet by your rags now touched his digits. "The frags this stuff?" He's muttering to himself and watches the stuff that's apparently stuck on your stomach shift under his own prodding. And you shout out, it's your body hair, and you just had a good amount. And what? It's just a squishy thing? Ramjet huffs and watches how your body hair shifts about and resettles every time he runs his digits over you- and you keep squirming. Weird. But Ramjet liked how it felt under his digits, so it was good to him.
Ramjet now isn't just grabbing you but also shoving his digits up your shirt to rub the flat of his digit pad over your stomach hair like you're his damn worry stone. No, he's not letting Dirge feel it, too! He's using you right now!
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Rumble is on sparkling duty and watching your dumbaft for the day. You try to get away from him like the dumb squishy you were, and Rumble grabs your arm and starts dragging you around after that. You're standing waiting for one of The Victory's elevators and Rumbles servo slides further up your arm for a better grip- and he feels something ruffle up. And Rumble has to look because he knew sparkdamn well you didn't have plating to fluff up so what the slag is he touching? And Rumble sees- the stuff. "The frags this?" Rumble mutters and drags your arm closer to his optics.
Rumble rubs his servo over your arm and watches the stuff move to his touch but not come off your arm. You ask if he's talking about your body hair. He didn't think this stuff'd be on the other parts of you, too. Rumbles other servo wraps around your arm too and brushes along the other side of the hair. Watching it rise and fall under his touch, every swipe of his servos making more hair lightly brush against his digit pads. Rumble does not jump and yank away when the elevator finally dings open. He wasn't shocked or nothing! He also didn't keep thinking about how you felt after, neither!
Rumble keeps physically dragging you after that, and if he finds out how hairy you are on your front too. He's telling Ramjet to stop hogging you and put you down so he can have a feel too.
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Thundercrackers watching you today. And by watching, I mean he's got you in his servo and carrying you in his grip so he doesn't squish you or have to worry about the others doing it. You were too weak to be running around under pede by Thundercracker. He would crush and kill you accidentally without second thought. Thundercrackers' thumb starts absentmindedly rubbing on your back while he reads his data pad. You shift in his grip. "Stop struggling." He orders and readjusts you in his grip without looking. And your shirt catches in your continued weak struggle, and his thumb slips under the back of the cloth you wore. Thundercracker has to look away from his datapad at the sensation when he rubs his thumb against your back again. Because what was that?
Thundercracker pulls you closer and moves the fabric on your back higher to revel little... marks? Thundercracker cups his other servo over the one holding you and pushes against the stuff again. It feels... soft? Thundercracker watches the... hair? It's hair, isn't it? Thundercracker can only assume watching it reshuffle and fall back down flat against your form. He didn't know humans had this much of it. He continued to brush your body hair up and down until you eventually ask if he was done petting you yet. Thundercracker jerks and readjusts you in his grip. Very glad he was alone while he did just spend a klick or two petting you.
Thundercracker won't do it again- because it's... strange. But he's also not relinquishing you to Ramjet or Rumble when they ask. Because Thundercracker did not enjoy watching you be roughly petted by them while you were too weak to put up a proper fight to get them to stop.














