STOP WITH THE “Jason Todd is nonchalant when he’s in love” PROPAGANDA. BOOOOOOOO TOMATO IT
that man would rather DIE AGAIN than be nonchalant. even when he’s trying to be, he’s a terrible liar who makes it obvious when he likes someone. and in these headcannons I made shit-ly, I will-
Jason Todd who has very pink ears the moment you tell him he’s cute
Jason Todd who has sweaty palms the WHOLE time you hold hands for first time
Jason Todd who lets out the biggest snort when you make one of the worst jokes known to man
Jason Todd who trips on air walking simply walking to you
Jason Todd who runs over a pothole while looking at you walking to your door which made him practically FLY out of his seat
Jason Todd who panics with getting you flowers and ends up buying you the whole store on Bruce’s credit card
Jason Todd who fixes his tie a whole fifteen times while he waits for you to open the door to your first date
Jason Todd who breaks down in sobs after an intimate moment
Jason Todd who still feels Jokers hands on him
Jason Todd who sobs even more after you gently rock him and forth, skin to skin, whispering affirmations
Jason Todd who makes you breakfast in the morning, accidentally burning the eggs and bacon
Jason Todd who watches you in awe and disgust because you still ate the burnt food
Jason Todd who makes a playlist based off your favorite songs and songs that remind him of you.
Jason Todd who plays that playlist everyday without fail
Jason Todd who memorized your phone number and knows your voicemail by heart
Jason Todd who thinks about you or him taking each others last name
Jason Todd who buys you everything and anything. Books, snacks, clothing, as long as you’re happy.
Jason Todd who lets you decorate his apartment, motorcycle, helmet.
Jason Todd whose first kiss with you is awkward and really bad due to the fact that he’s nervous
Jason Todd who names the stray cat he took in after you but adding Jr. at the end
Jason Todd who learns how to do your hair
Jason Todd who stops being Red Hood after a few more years because he hates the look on your face when you see him hurt
Jason Todd who does odd jobs but lands a Liberian job while you’re off achieving your dreams
Jason Todd who finally feels peace after he becomes a stay at home husband, taking care of the house. And most especially you. He takes care of you like you took care of him when you both were young.
Jason Todd who got you by never being nonchalant
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I had an urge to write this my bad, this is so shitty PLEASE. I wrote this while watching 90 day fiancé, it was bound to be terrible, should I make more stuff like this
