May 20, 2015
[text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD.
Jake scoffed, rolling his eyes at his phone before typing out a reply.
[text] Pretty sure that’s not how it works.[text] Also pretty sure, if you tried to pull that on anyone with /actual/ medical experience, they’d just get stupid offended.[text] So, don’t. If you want my advice. Or not. You know, ignore it. See what happens.
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react: x