#random convo

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

*sees bird fly over us*

Coworker: Bird

Another coworker: Bird

Me:Bird

*they then proceed to say bird while nodding at each other in understanding*

[neos127us]

ISTJ x ENFP convos

ENFP: You haven't saved my number have you?

ISTJ: No. The only numbers I have are my parents and group mates from school.

ENFP: In that case (ENFP sticks out their hand) give me your phone and I'll save my number.

ISTJ: No.

ENFP: Why not?

ISTJ: I'll save it when I get home.

ENFP: Will you?

ISTJ: (Eyes ENFP with irritation) I did say I will, didn't I?

ENFP: Okay then.

...later that day over text...

ENFP: So did you save my number?

ISTJ: Yes

ENFP: Teehee (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

ISTJ: I lied. [Sends screenshot of ENFP's unsaved number]

[softgaychild]

I just thought out an entire Tumblr convo in my head and I am here to put it out there

Person 1: Literally the entire Encanto fandom loves Camilo

Person 2: I don’t and personally he was annoying to me

Person 1: If you wanna continue calling yourself a part of the fandom then I suggest you change that lest I make you lose your miracle called “life”

[s1lent0cean]

Just A Random Convo w/ my sis

My Sister: so...is Gadget Canon in the sonic community?

Me: yyyyeah I think so? Why?

My sister: oh. It's because I keep seeing Gadget X Infinite pictures on pinrest

Me: yeah fam- Hero x Edgelord? Gimme DAT

My sister: yoyo, Sonic and Shadow are literally the same ship dynamic

Me: ah shit you right. They just... Go on a double date and infinite is shocked seeing Sonic there saying: you blue circus act raggedy ass motherfucker

My sister: intense laughter wait wait, Shadow and Gadget just... Sit there while Sonic and Infinite are fighting

Me: Shadow: ....that's it, I'm getting a check and leaving sonic deadass

Me and my sister: 😂😂😂😂

[thewritingwarrior]

Tristan: Do you need help?

Mirra: No I can handle this.

Tristan: Okay, I get that and I respect that but you've been at it for a while now and it's just bugging me that you're putting so much effort into this when I could literally open that pickle jar in two seconds.

Mirra: Fine. You try it.

Tristan: ...

Mirra: You were saying?

Tristan: Tch whatever

[imagine-marvel]

"He Loves Her...and Her Baking Skills."Random Convo's #4

Y/N: No, I'm not trying that again.

Steve: Why Y/N? That was my favorite!

Y/N: Because, Every time I make it and leave the batter for just a second, by the time I'm back the batter is always gone!!!

Tony: That's not our fault.

Y/N: No, it's my boyfriend’s.

[lostinsantacarla]

@jakkisukaru and I were talking about a similar situation we had at one point, where we actually took down a guy bigger than us because they grabbed at us inappropriately, and how they should keep their hands to themselves. She said they probably wouldn’t appreciate us grabbing their junk randomly, and all I see in my head is Paul. He’s looking at me going,  you know what I’d do? Yeah Paul, I know what you’d do. You’d look down at the girl’s hand on your junk with that crazy, sexy smile and ask if she needed something. Ha ha ha!!

[jaimistoryteller]

I read one of your stories. You described John Watson as stocky. I don't think you know the meaning of the word, so I am telling you privately that he is thin, not stocky. It was very confusing in the story.

Hi anon, 

Yes, I describe John Watson as stocky, and I am going to continue to do so. Stocky (according to Oxford Dictionary) a person with a short, strong, solid body. As that describes Martin Freeman, the actor who plays John, I will continue to use it. Sherlock would be considered thin. Thin (according to Oxford Dictionary) having little, or too little, flesh or fat on the body. Benedict Cumberbatch is on the thin side, although some might call him slender or lithe, 

Have a lovely dayJaimi