#random creeps

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Random Creep: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.

America: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

South US: Damn. I can’t even kill you now because he already did.

[ghoulxxo]

Some random guy on snapchat added me, so I thought maybe it was somebody on facebook seeing how I have a picture that has my snapchat name on it. Seeing how the only people I have on my friends list on facebook are my family and friends, I decided to add him back thinking maybe I knew him. I then get a little message thing from him saying, “hey whats up? send me a snap!” So I messaged him back asking who it was. He sent me a picture of him, saying his name was Mike. I realized I had absolutely no idea who the guy was, so asked him how on earth he got my snapchat. He told me he got it on tinder. First off, I do NOT have a tinder. Second, just no. I am happily taken and would never just randomly give anybody my snapchat who I don’t actually know or talk too. Then he keeps asking for a picture of me. I keep telling him I don’t have a tinder and that I have a boyfriend. Once again, he asks for my picture. So I send him a picture and say, “you have the wrong person. Like I said, I do not have a tinder.” He proceeds to tell me how I’m hot and asks where I’m from. Um, which part of I AM HAPPILY TAKEN, did you NOT understand? It doesn’t matter where I’m from. I don’t care if you think I’m hot. So I told him once again, “happily taken. I only sent a picture of myself to prove I wasn’t the chick from tinder so you’d stop acting like I was lying. I hope you find the person you were looking for, bye.” After all that, he finally got the hint and said bye. So I deleted him from my friends list. No longer adding people back unless I absolutely know who it is. Not trying to play that game again.

[tulurrrr]

Why?

Why do creepy random guys, that don't know me from anyone have to assume asking "How can I make it better?" You can't? Are you five?