#random funny shit

[kairukitsuneo]

Visiting Oa

[kittybaffo]

So my friend sent me a picture of a cat on their lap saying "I'm trapped" and of course I'm like "whom be this beautiful kitty" (apparently her name is "Tiger" and its adorable) but I also just had to notice the PICKLE

CHRISTMAS TREE

Apparently they bought a box of pickle ornaments not knowing there was so now they have a whole tree full of them and STILL HAVE SOME LEFT OVER!!!

not gonna lie, kinda jealous😂

[strangetomato]

Okay, so I was helping my littlest tomato with his shoes with my cell phone placed on my leg. My belly leaned into it and opened my texts to the last message where I was arranging a play date with another mother, and it had clicked on "add a reaction gif" and it was thisclose to sending a gif of Trump giving a thumbs up. I think I need to go lie down, lol.

[remindertowriteaclevername]

My godmother's son told me to post this:

Comment the randomest thing that comes to mind >:)

[crazyfangirl1234]

so im having a bit of a sexuality crisis right now so my friend was alll have u figured it out yet and i said

I identify as extremely confused

[idiosamcrasy]

Talking about Shakespearean plays reminds me of a funny story from english class my freshman year of high school

We were reading Julius Caesar as a class and different people were assigned different roles to read aloud

Anyway this one guy got to the line “What, Lucius, ho!” (as in “hey, Lucius, where are you”)

Well apparently this guy had never seen The Incredibles or read Harry Potter because he did not know the name Lucius

And so this teenager said, in front of 25 other teenagers and our teacher

“What luscious ho!”

Needless to say, we all died laughing, including the teacher who was probably also regretting her career choices

[anyarainefanfictionent]

Playing Persona 5/R trying to go out at night be like…

[maelien]

why the fuck cant i reblog ads!!