#random funny thought

[scourgeofshadows]

Sapiosexuals be like

[c0smicdrift3r]

Lets be honest almost everybody has had a thought that they would fuck an anime girl

If im right you are required to reblog thems the rules

[blackfootedfox]

Look at us!

*gestures to a burning house in the distance*

If that isn't love then I don’t know what love is! *kisses*

[punklegacydragon]

All I could think of during the Desolation of Smaug when Bilbo watches the Thrush break open the snail on the rocks was "Snailed It!"

[mahpman]

the things i do......my younger self would die from being so damn shocked

[itslexabitch]

If I ever get pulled over by a cop for speeding, I'm gonna be like "Thank you sir now that I have your attention may I have a spare minute of your time to talk about Jesus Christ?" I'm pretty sure the cop would either laugh or let me off the hook ahahah!