#random occurrances

[geniustelevision]

Is this some kind of trauma?

You apply to a job that’s way out of your league, interview with 10 people, get the job offer, accept the job offer, get set up with a relocation specialist since the job is in a different state, submit personal documents for a background check 

AND THEN

you get irrationally nervous that it was all a scam to get your personal information

[geniustelevision]

There is this girl I know who always posts pictures of herself tanning in her bikini. Not only are her bikini tops too small for her, but she’s also Indian. As in, she’s already brown. Like, she doesn’t need to go out of her way to tan.