#random peer

[inventedbymelvin]

melvin bro how you get your hair so pointy

LOTS of hairgel. 

[inventedbymelvin]

Does that mean you're letting me use the toad! -- also if you are do you still want me to go through and make us past best friends or do you want to keep the past how it is and just be current and [future] best friends you can still have my pudding either way

“I’m going with you to supervise, to make sure you’re doing what you said you’re doing.” 

“Including the friendship. I’ll accept the pudding either way.”

[inventedbymelvin]

Hey Melvin! Do you like sudoku?

“Naturally, I can solve every puzzle in the morning paper before school.”

[inventedbymelvin]

Yes the names say youre supposed to do those things youre right but the youthful rebellion and bending of the rules means we don't sleep >:3ccc

“Here’s a rebellious idea, let’s sleep” 

[inventedbymelvin]

Right but can recycling take off before it's time and the technology fully exists? And what about materials that can't be safely recycled [Also] isn't it better to keep the past as is-- aside from what your plans are of course best friend. I'm doing my best to be transparent with my intentions is there anything you want of me so you can trust me?

“Well, FINE, but I want to monitor what you do. Just in case. If I’m going to lend out my things I should supervise.” 

“As for technology, they can simply do their best until they get better resources. like washing bottles instead of throwing them away all the time or starting compost bins.” 

[inventedbymelvin]

😭😭😭😭 Well I guess you can sleep then 😭 dont mind me 😭😭 crying over here 😭😭 in the corner 😭😭😭😭 i thought we were *friends* 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm telling ur mom 😭😭

“Why are you in my house in the first place? let alone trying to play slumber party games I’m not interested in?”

“Please go home and sleep in your own house.”

[inventedbymelvin]

Oh I see you want to rebel against the idea that you cant sleep during a sleepover, youre cleverer and more rebellious then I gave you credit for haha guess we can sleep g'night 😎

“FINALLY! I can continue playing smash”

[inventedbymelvin]

Alright yes of course I can tell you since you're my best friend but you have to keep it a secret! I've got a bit of a list but mostly I need to now get us to be [best friends] then I need to make sure this guy doesn't get in the way of Horatio Dump inventing the dump and after that I don't know their plans but I have to stop him from seriously ruining history!

“changing history is a DELICATE process. How can I trust you’ll actually do it and not just go stop someone from stopping Horatio Dump? Who’s trying to stop him anyways I don’t have any time travel changing plans until next--” 

“Uh nevermind I’ll stop there.”