King of the Book Fair

Melvin Sneedly | 9 yrs old |  Extra credit hoarder | Your worst enemy

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                                       “I’m                                                    Brilliant” 

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( The best movie of 2025 is secured )

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( I'm not back but if you thought I'd miss the best movie of 2025 you clearly dont know me well enough.

Movie was great, had me crying by the end. Love is more than a feeling, its an action. )

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how many of these do you have?

( Currently I don't know or remember. Unfortunately last year around November my previous laptop battery died and is impossibly dumb to replace.

I want to say it was over 100, if not close to 200-300. I went through every episode including the choose your own adventure one, and even used some storyboard art I found.

Dont know if/when I'll ever get to my old hard drive though. )

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please tell me you've read the warrior cats books

"I prefer Animorphs."

(Mun note: I actually never saw the Warrior Cats books in my school library nor at the book fair ever. And nobody I knew talked about them)

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( It's getting colder and that means the one thing that lives rent free in my head since I read this book years ago )

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Hey, Melvin. I just have to know, are you into any sort of science fiction novels or movies?

"Blight Future, Star Trek any generation is good, Godzilla any movie, something like that."

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( Erica Wang bad end where she becomes a filthy capitalist and gives into the rich society )

[lolzychan-is-over-deactivated20]

TETOCU screenshots but i edited their movie colors over them ! ! 💥💥

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( Dont ask me to draw Jerry again )

[archerinspace]

Happy birthday to the funny guy who voices my favorite characters!

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“I SAID I WAS SORRY PINKY!!”

(@artfulprankster)

"Are you REALLY sorry, Cheeseball? Are you?"

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"I try to focus on something else for one night..."

"AND CHEESEBALL WAFFLEFANNY DECIDES TO CAUSE PROBLEMS! I'M USUALLY THE ONE CAUSING PROBLEMS!"

"AND I HAVE THE NAME OF A RAT THAT LOST HIS BRAINCELLS GETTING BONKED ON THE HEAD TOO MANY TIMES!"

[artfulprankster]

Why don’t we have some name fun on the dash tonight?

[bethhhdos]

“Captain Underpants, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a human being.”

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Reading those books is probably what caused the mass possession in the first place! Orel seems a little unsettled by all this now. Gee, first the teacher now the students. Evil's running rampant through this school. Perhaps he did need to resort to freeing everyone from the grasp of the devil after all. ❝  It's one thing to read Frankenstein, that's supposed to be funny-❞ To Orel it was because of how unbelievable it is. Still his 2nd favorite book ever though. ❝  But all this Darwin stuff can't really be believable right? ❞

Oh, the ginger kid knew Harold then? ❝  Harold's your friend? Great! I'll keep that in mind. ❞Orel seems to generally be problem solving in his head, he's going to have to give this entire school an exorcism somehow.

❝  Well you are right about magic. ❞ He concludes. ❝  And, gosh, what if your right about the possession taking over the school, I didn't think it could spread this fast! ❞ Golly he just hopes he's not susceptible himself. ❝  I mean, what if we're the only ones unaffected? ❞ There's a tiny twitch in his eye as he contemplates that as though it was very much fact. ❝  Then it's up to us to save the students and teachers at Jerome Horwitz!❞ / @inventedbymelvin CONT.

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Melvin laughed, sounding a bit strange as he did so due to simply having issues expressing joy and laughter at times. He was still getting used to an evil laugh not being the default. "That's one of the most depressing books depicting a man abandoning his child! As for Darwin, he had a point but--" The ginger decided not to immediately scare this child with known strange facts when he already didn't trust Darwin in the first place. Harold would have his bowtie for that.

"Nobody is really possessed, the science teacher is just a few pieces shy of a full lego set. But you can trust me, I'm rarely affected by anything anyways. Everyone here is--lacking in the level of intelligence that George, Harold and I share. There's no saving them. Especially Jessica."

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" Well I'm not allowed back in the science classroom anymore. The science teacher was clearly possessed. Anyway, I wouldn't believe anything they say if I was you. I think they're still under some kind of evil magic."

"Who isn't possessed around here? You shouldn't expect to learn anything anyways, all this curriculum is for babies. You're better off reading a science book in your own time."

"Harold seems to like you, so I'll be nice. The science room is MINE. I use it after school to build inventions when I'm still in this accursed building. If you need me, knock on the door but that's MY personal space."

"Anyways magic doesn't exist. Well, real magic. Stage magic is just illusions and hand tricks that are quite entertaining sometimes. The teachers are just dumb."