#randomb99

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random b99 moments [2/??] → when did everyone decide to become an adult ?!

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random b99 moments [7/??] → pilot [1x01] hi! i’m detective right all the time, and this is my partner detective terrible detective.

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random b99 moments [9/??]→ the tagger [1x02] The clothes hamper was green!! Drinks on me!

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random b99 moments [8/??] → moo moo [4x16] I’m not apologizing for doing my job. That’s not the job, man.

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random b99 moments [1/??] → M.E. Time [1.04] You can’t give up control, you’re terrible at taking your primary’s orders, you just do whatever you want!

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random b99 moments [5/??] → 48 hours [1.07] Wow, you are blind blind. You're a blind cop. How has there not been a made-for-tv movie about your struggles?

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random b99 moments [4/??] → boyle’s hunch [3.03]  I told you before, it’s not harassment unless you can prove intent to fart. It’s not that. They robbed me.

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random b99 moments [10/??] → the slump [1x03] I won't just head it up, I will head and shoulders it up. I will dive in, swim around it, and just... be... altogether good with it.