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Bucky enters the Wyatt-verse

Idk. Part of an early/late WinterAgent day post, idk I think Bucky would implode if he had to meet multiple people who all looked like John, and John ends up wanting to punch this Shaw guy in the face for how he’s looking at Bucky with way too much interest.

Also oomf pointed out I didn’t include my violent pookie Anders Cain. I couldn’t fit him in but imagine out there on the side, plotting…imagining…what is it he’s imagining? Who knows.

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WinterAgent Prostate Drabble

Just copy and pasting my half of a brainstorming scenario me and a twitter oomf made: the concept being external prostate massages

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I can see the vision now:

John like. Still inexperienced w the kinkier side of things never really doing anything and still at the point where him and Bucky are like just doing hand and mouth stuff, and too tense to try anything in his rear. So Bucky tries the external massage, and John gets really into it, and makes him feel funny about the fact that the way Bucky is rubbing between his legs reminds him too much of how he’d pleasure Olivia w similar hand motions.

Maybe they do it more often and eventually John wants to try an internal massage, maybe to help John get used to the idea Bucky just starts sliding his meat between John’s thighs/keep his fingers continuously rubbing against his rim until his body feels used to having something around that area.

That’s when they start trying to find John’s prostate, and now compared to when it was a lot of pre now Bucky can manage to make John cum while his still soft, milking him until he’s spent (and maybe slip it in now that John’s all pliable and John just can’t do anything besides suck on Bucky’s fingers and Bucky getting off on how agreeable John is after having his brains milked out lol)

Bucky and John using this time to kinda feel out more of each others hot spots and just feeling each other up. lol but yea speaking of the clit thing you mentioned.

Now I’m just thinking about like. Bucky playing his soft penis now while doing an external massage and pointing it out bc he’s getting “wet” or something and both of them going 🤯 when John actually starts getting hard from that.

John buying a fleshlight and just gripping it with his thighs and Bucky going to town, maybe dirty talking during it. But yea I can totally see them just doing non-penetrating stuff, w John not comfortable w anything being inserted and Bucky respecting that and finding the foreplay+other stuff just as exciting but also making sure to reassure John that thier relationship is still just as fulfilling even w/o anal and stuff. Maybe when John’s too into his head Bucky like, grabs his hand and places it on his boner and is like “you did this, even without anal ♥️”

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WinterAgent Concepts:

Scent Kink

Crossposting over from twitter to keep track of stuff. This one is kinda less a disjointed story going from point to point and more like. Little scenarios all involving the idea of finding one’s smell attractive.

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John’s Shampoo

Pre-relationship & still frenemies era John changes shampoo brands and scent bc the store was out or something and Bucky finds he’s gotten too used to the old smell he always associated with John that he feels off kilter as long as he’s smelling it.

He’s slow to react, jumpy, and cranky because the rooms John is in/frequents doesn’t SMELL like John. And Bucky likes when things are predictable, controlable. So he’s in denial that it’s John’s scent making things this way. No matter how much his skin crawls when he passes John in the hallway or smells it in the locker room.

Unfortunately John bought those big value jugs of it so it would be months of the smell. Eventually Bucky cracks and ends up scavenging through anything he can find to see what the usual brand John wears is. From breaking into his room to find old receipts he forgot to throw away, to subtly trying to grill John for answers. John’s not sure why Bucky has been acting so weird. One minute he’s getting in his personal bubble the next it’s like he’s trying to avoid the room the man’s in. John just chalks it up to Bucky just not liking him and trying to bully him into quitting the team on his own terms rather than fire him directly.

Eventually one day John goes to take a shower and finds his shampoo gone and in its place the brand he usually uses. If anyone noticed Bucky’s sudden good mood a few hours after John finishes showering, no one acknowledges it. And especially doesn’t mention the one time he swears he heard sniffing sounds when John sat in front of Bucky on the Quinjet

Eau de Walker

Val makes plans for another collab this time w a perfume/cologne brand and each member has a line but Bucky finds that the one picked for John doesn’t fit at all so bc his big mouth he’s sent to find a better option

Cue Bucky now trying to discreetly try and sniff Walker to get the best idea of what a good scent would work for John.

John catches on…kinda? He just thinks Bucky is into him so occasionally he stretches to flex his muscles meanwhile Bucky is subtly shifting in.

Eventually he gets what he’s looking for and to everyone’s surprise: John’s cologne was the most popular option and sold out at stores by the end of the week

Eau Fe Walker…2!

Running w the cologne idea but this time they capture a good smell the first time and now Bucky secretly keeps buying it and spraying it on his bed while he humps his pillow bc he’s a fake idgaf-er and #yearning

Maybe he starts stealing John’s clothes once the perfume just doesn’t hit anymore. Sneaking into the locker room after John’s been training, shoving a sweat soaked shirt into his own bag pretending it’s his. Finding a pair of discarded briefs or shorts while in the laundry room and can’t even wait till he’s in his room to start shoving it against his nose as he jerks his already leaking cock imagining he was in front of John, on his knees huffing at the part of John’s body where the unmistakable scent of pure John is strongest.

#JustGymBroThings

First time he and John are in the gym together as a newly linked couple…Bucky too used to being focused on the mission/the smell of whatever missions they do covering up John’s natural musk/sweat and now in a casual setting he gets a good whiff and horny

John: lifts his arms to do a big stretch

Bucky, like a heat seeking missile with no shame: 👃

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I need the full release NOWWWWWW

Playing the welcome demo of Tomodachi life living the dream and obviously the first thing I’d make is myself and John lol. Really fun creating them and makes me so excited to have more than three Mii at a time.

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The Driver vs Ryland Grace

WHO is winning the asexual off ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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I’ll probably need to wait to get the game when it’s on sale but oughhh happy late Scott Pilgrim EX day…going back to one of my roots w this Stephen Stills drawing I made that day to celebrate but forgot to post till rn.

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Happy Late Cat Day! Also late Valentines Day too. I posted these the other day on Bluesky but forgot over here too. Haven’t posted any art in a while so figured I’d fix that lol. A small batch of WinterAgent I’ve drawn these past few months

And yes that is WinterAgent Silent Hill AU