#randomgayshit

[sassygayassassin]

Waverly: You're wearing THAT shirt?

Nicole, wearing a flannel shirt: Why what's wrong with it?

Waverly, unbuttoning Nicole's shirt:

Nicole: Why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Waverly: You can't wear a shirt like that and not expect a sexual reaction.

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Nicole: I'm being serious, stop being cute.

Waverly: *breathes*

Nicole: I'm so fucking gay

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Nicole: We really need to talk about personal space.

Waverly, clinging to Nicole's arm: No.

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Waverly, seductively: I'm going to take a shower.

Nicole: Okay.

Waverly: That wasn't a fucking request, Nicole.

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Nicole: Waves, it's 2am, go to sleep.

Waverly: I'm too petty for sleep, Nicole.

Nicole: Just because I said Wynonna's ass was top shelf--

Waverly: You said I couldn't even reach the top shelf because I'm too small.

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Nicole, holding a piece of paper: Okay we really need to discuss this.

Waverly: It's a picture of me?

Nicole: HOW CAN YOU LOOK SO FUCKING HOT ALL THE TIME?

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Nicole: Would someone mind explaining why there are pieces of torn paper everywhere?

Waverly: *looks at Wynonna*

Wynonna: it's wedding confetti

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*S1 Shorty's Wet t-shirt scene AU*

Waverly: Hey Nicole I need some help with something.

Nicole: What do you need help with, Waves?

Waverly: My shirt.

Nicole, reading Waverly's shirt: "I'm gay for you?"

Waverly: Really? Me too!