#randomirl

[thenerdybard]

What do you meme spotted in a board game cafe I couldn't not

[thenerdybard]

You will get through this night spotted in an indie queer bookshop!

[thenerdybard]

Tell me why the other day I prematurely put my knife in the sink THREE TIMES whilst making my sandwich. Luckily the sink was empty otherwise that would have been four separate knives used on one sandwich. This is a regular occurrence.

[thenerdybard]

Things that are seemingly impossible

1. Setting the toaster to pop up when the toast is actually finished cooking

[thenerdybard]

So everyone agrees that the orange smarties taste different right? That's why they sell them separately. The question is why??? None of the other smarties have a unique flavour atleast not to me. And it's not like they're only specially flavoured in the orange only tubes I just ate all the orange ones together in a normal tube and they're also orange flavoured

[thenerdybard]

The thing I love about having Tumblr is it's my place to yap

Instagram? Has to be curated and meaningful

Facebook? That's for family stuff only

Tiktok is a potential candidate but I've made that too curated too

And Im not touching twitter with a 10 foot pole

And so here is the perfect place to share that random thought with strangers on the internet...arguably not many atm but at least I'm entertaining myself and my partner who doesn't have Tumblr but I force to look at them all anyway

[thenerdybard]

Found this on the back of a street sign and can't decide whether it's funnier that it's been put there in the last year or so or that it's somehow lasted several years

[thenerdybard]

Gotta love auditioning... Couldn't make the date offered literally an hour away so up at 6am it is to go to a London audition. Inevitably someone will have gotten up at 4am to drive from Newcastle or something making me feel less bad about it.

It's for a family entertainment thing so at least I get to wear a quirky little outfit