Ok I got told that ranked jerkmate (online competitive wanking) is a real thing and I was like surely not so I researched it. Turns out it’s not a real thing BUT jerkmate (it’s a cam sex worker site if you weren’t aware) got in on the memes and made a silly joke game. HOWEVER in the midst of researching I found this very funny and VERY well done satirical video (obviously CW for adult content):
AND THEN. My housemate was like ‘damn this would make a great wangxian AU’. And I was like haha wankxian.
BUT NOW I’m actually kind of thinking it through and I may have even started a lil wip……
Should I actually write and post ‘wankxian’????
wankxian? 👉👈
Hell yeah do it
Why the fuck would you do that










