#jerkmate

[yourlocalpolishguy]

Something stupid from Twitter

[davetada]

Bambi and Athena at X3

Hollywood, CA

[pigfartsviatardis]

Ok I got told that ranked jerkmate (online competitive wanking) is a real thing and I was like surely not so I researched it. Turns out it’s not a real thing BUT jerkmate (it’s a cam sex worker site if you weren’t aware) got in on the memes and made a silly joke game. HOWEVER in the midst of researching I found this very funny and VERY well done satirical video (obviously CW for adult content):

AND THEN. My housemate was like ‘damn this would make a great wangxian AU’. And I was like haha wankxian.

BUT NOW I’m actually kind of thinking it through and I may have even started a lil wip……

Should I actually write and post ‘wankxian’????

wankxian? 👉👈

Hell yeah do it

Why the fuck would you do that

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

[dependswhoasks]

[romantikrevival]

on my friends school computer bcuz shes homeschooled so you can download shit right? right. im downloading cc for the sims and i click on a link for tumblr and its blocked??? then i get curious and look at other websites. i look at jerkmate, ITS NOT BLOCKED!? tumblr is worse than jerkmate

[sis1946]

jerkmate

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