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[sordson]

every three numbersssss

you both suck im not doing the ones i already answered

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

doubt it but depends on your view of what virginity is i guess 

9. Is confidence cute?

i wouldnt call it cute but its attractive yeah 

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

nope

21. Are you in a good mood?

yeah sure one of the better ones 

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

nah we have to be able to laugh about shit together 

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

no way i take pride in ruining my health 

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

uh get back to me on this when i remember 

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

hell no 

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

last time i took a selfie 

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah been around a few once or twice 

63. First concert?

sesame street live much to my dismay 

69. Ever take dance lessons?

i flow naturally 

75. Do you study better with or without music?

i dont study 

81. Tea or coffee?

applejuice 

87. Ever won a contest?

probably not 

[sordson]

How about every sixth number. I do hope you remember your multiples.

picture me as that grouchy accountant we were talking about except less murderous and unforgiving why you gotta hollaback like this 

6. What are you excited for? 

im drawing blanks here i dont know the next tony hawk game to beat my meat to

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 

one look in my closet would answer this pretty fast (hint: yes) 

18. The last time you felt broken? 

i feel broke all the time 

24. What do you want right this second? 

nothing particular comes to mind besides that heavy metal celine dion tshirt thats on my wishlist 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 

nah some people cant make things better nor deserve the shot to 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 

i got an idea

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 

i dont have parents

48. Do you sing in the shower? 

i rap in the shower

54. Ever eat a pierogi? 

a what

60. Wear slippers? 

do those adidas slides count 

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 

gotta stick with my bro chester 

72. Ever won a spelling bee? 

do i seem like the kind of asshole whod participate in a spelling bee

78. Who would you like to see in concert? 

snoop dogg theres some real unrivaled sadness in this not being a thing ive done yet

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 

is there people who cant do it without holding their nose ????

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

who cares do it

[sordson]

> Whenever Dave was done changing and all he would find a bowl of chicken noodle soup set out for him, two pieces of halved and lightly buttered bread on the side.

> You emerge and easily find what’s laid out for you. All in all, it looked delicious despite the full feeling of your actual empty stomach telling you otherwise. But Vriska was good to you and that urged you to diligently dig in.

[sordson]

what's one thing you've wanted to say but never have? or what's one thing you regret saying?

how about a combined answer of something ive never said and regret not saying which would be me not calling my bro out on all his shit to his face and telling him how i really feel about things

[sordson]

fine! got any romantic crushes or kissy kissy fuck me kinds?

your question got jacked homie

if you want to ask me something else instead so the swift steal doesnt sting as much youre cool to do it

[sordson]

Do I have to 8e anon to say do 8oth 8ecause I'm intrigued.

nah you dont

i dont really have any romantic interests ive basically given up on the idea of dating and havent really been into anyone for more than a few hours i have thought of making out with more than half the people ive talked to on here before at least twice and some other things plenty of times but as for “”real”” crushes i dont think ive got it in me

[sordson]

got any crushes? >:3c

define what you mean by the term crushes and ill answer this better 

otherwise the only crush youll get from me is the unfathomably large tent in my pants for chester cheetah

[sordson]

Thoughts on bramblebound?

kinda vague on the specifics here but alright

im not really sure where she gets her confidence in insisting im worth peoples time and all that other good shit shes always telling me shes a tight ass about me taking care of myself but shes cool and doesnt make me feel like im wasting her time when im spouting off complete bullshit 

she always reaches out to me and was my first friend here so shes up on the list of homies you know?