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What should I write next?

Vincent gets caught wearing lingerie cuz he wants to feel pretty

brahms with a massive oral fixation discovers tits

billy gets bitten/billy is finally on the receiving end of getting gnawed on

jason gets it so good he actually makes noises, and he dies of embarrassment

Voting ended onSep 10, 2023

THEYRE ALL SWIRLING IN MY HEAD BUT TO MAKE A DECISION IS TO DIE PLS HELP

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hey, weird thing i gotta say. don’t fucking follow me if you’re fatphobic, if you post “thinspo” content, if you talk about how being fat is gross and ugly, etc.

i am fat. i am a plus sized woman(??). this is my space. don’t come in here if you don’t like shit like that, because you will be disappointed that the person writing all of your fav smut shit is imagining the self insert to also be plus sized.

i started writing my own stuff specifically because i was tired of the reader insert always being some dainty skinny girl. it was hard to try and find content for me that i could get into because i’d have to be met with lines like “they lifted you up”, “you were wearing just his t-shirt, and it was still too big on you”, “they threw you over their shoulder”, and shit like that. that’s not my fucking reality. i wanted to write things that i could actually read and not have to groan because I’m reminded that the default for people is small and fragile. i am not that, there are plenty of people that are probably reading what i write that aren’t that. i am writing things for me first, and that means imagining myself, and who i am, and what i look like in the place of the reader. while you may not notice it, it is my intention.

i am not saying you cannot follow me if you’re skinny, that is far from it. but i am saying that if you glorify shit like anorexia, and shame and degrade people who are heavy, than you are not welcome here, because my writing is made specifically with plus-sized people in mind.

i do check to see who follows me. i have to, since this is an adult space, and i have to make sure i am keeping it as such. you will be blocked. i do not tolerate it, end of story. we don’t tolerate transphobia, homophobia, fatphobia, racism, any of that shit. the end.

didn’t think i’d ever have to take such a serious stance on a fucking slasher smut blog, but we’re here now. have a nice day, keep getting horny over our freaky boys.

-rat

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May I offer you a new slasher?

Dominic Craven from The Dare. I love him so much and want more people to know about him. I highly recommend the movie. 💕

are we talking about him?

i hope we’re talking about him.

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You made me like billy lenz. How dare you

listen, ok. it happened to me too. one day i stumbled across this weird drooling man, read a few too many fics, and now we’re here. we’re all in this together. grab a support blanket and a snack of your choice, get comfy, cuz we’re gonna be here for a bit, bub.

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you r my absolute favorite Brahms writer you just get him so perfectly i can’t

I AM SO SURPRISED BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS SO VERY WORRIED I AM NOT DOING BRAHMS RIGHT???

i never wanna make him too childish, because he’s an adult man and he knows and is fully aware of the things he’s doing, despite it maybe being through a different lens in his head. but also??? he’s just kind of a weirdo, and i feel like he’d be some giggly trickster rat man who scurries through your walls and snags your things and then leaves you weird gifts. as someone who likes bugs and critters, it would be great!!

this is just such a nice compliment, thank you, bubby

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Los slasher entregando el culo, no puedo morir sin antes probar el culo de un hombre(las nalgas de Jason me están invitando a que las pruebe)

Si es muy sucio para tu gusto está bien si lo ignoras xd

i don’t wanna ignore this anon, but i do not speak fluent spanish, and when i translate this it says that you want to deliver ass. i dunno what that means, I’m so sorry. it’s not too dirty, it just isn’t. i mean deliver it where…?

if you can resend it and maybe describe whatever’s happening more i can figure it out. I’m so sorry, i feel so bad.

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i’ve been inspired by an ask i got (that i will write something for, i see you anon) and i think my 100 follower thingie is gonna be drawing the different slashers in lingerie.

I’m thinking of doing billy (obvs), vincent, brahms, and tommy. if you guys have any ideas on what they’d look best in, tell me!!

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i wanna be friends but you seem really cool 🥺🥺🥺🥺 it's a little intimidating

i spent an hour outside of my home high as shit last night picking up worms and putting them back in my garden because i was worried they would get stuck on the pavement. I’m not cool. I’m not even sure I’m real. the idea that i intimidate anyone is crazy, please do not be afraid to be friends with me.

I’m just a little guuuuy, I’m just a little duuude, I’m just a little lady with a little basket and the basket is full a little trinkets(my fics) and i just peddle them to whoever comes by. just a little rat over here. i won’t stab ya. trust me. just a cool little rat with cool little wares.