#rat rot

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i don't write billford very often because i fear i would just simply be too good at it

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people ask me what being a fanfic author is like. and it isn't like anything. it's the same as doing nothing on any other normal weekday night. I just eat a bunch of cheezits dry, fucked up off two NyQuil at 2 am ., and then go lay back down beside my husband and make bill cipher pregnant with my mind .

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sometimes I let myself fall down the Tumblr conservative christian rabbit hole for the lulz and

god. they don't even know priest robes are the real porn outfits. that little whore priest should be at the club. on the pole, straight up twerkin that baggy ass. the priest should stop from doing the ceremony because nobody should get married. #mypriest

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and if all your past lives had jumped off a cliff would you jump too ? 🤨

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I went to yearning city .. . and I wish u were here 😔

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o btw finally switched to a discord acc that my irls don't know so if you guys wanna add me on discord it's the same username as here !

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don;t laugh at me . it's 8 PM on a Thursdy night and im fucking cooking.

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cmere business kitten.... wall street mommy wants to put you in colleaguespace..... . 😈 show mommy your pathetically tiny stock progressions, my little intern slut bitch 💧 📈