the Lord is my blorbo; I shall not goon

this shit ain't nothin to me, man. | ellem, mid-20s, autistic, system mainframe | it/its creacher | NSFW

[ratsplendor]

welcome! i'm ellem :) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇭 mid-20s, feral, and shameless. im the primary bodypilot in a system of 5. you may know me from AO3, where i write all manner of wretched things. peep my fic recs here <3

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my systemmate Hays @haysfever | my systemmate Rab @rabidtender | 1 more systemmate @oneneneno

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it's the middle of the night and i'm crying my eyes out bc paghihiwalay Pinoy feelings just hit different ig. holy shit, sobrang emotion.

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they keep me in the cube so I don't kill people . yeah it's nice in here air conditioned and everything.

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god the 1 saving grace is that it truly is like a four days on, six days off type situation. as in, after a stressful stretch of busting my ass and doing like 10 hrs of work in 6 hrs (because I'm good at streamlining and being thorough at the same time), I have several days of getting paid to like. Jack off and listen to my tunez.

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this is perpetuated by my time honored strategy: taking notes as I go, so I can spend 1-2 whole days pretending to do work I did yesterday

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they keep me in the cube so I don't kill people . yeah it's nice in here air conditioned and everything.

[ratsplendor]

god the 1 saving grace is that it truly is like a four days on, six days off type situation. as in, after a stressful stretch of busting my ass and doing like 10 hrs of work in 6 hrs (because I'm good at streamlining and being thorough at the same time), I have several days of getting paid to like. Jack off and listen to my tunez.

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god dude I gotta get this guy fired. I stg my Dunkin and weed purchases should be covered by insurance just for having to deal with him

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they keep me in the cube so I don't kill people . yeah it's nice in here air conditioned and everything.

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ouhhhh getting fired tmrw who's ready !!

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it's not that serious. just like the first real litmus test for my place on this team. namely, whether my manager is gonna rise to the occasion when I tell him "hey. don't fucking do that you are ruining everything" for the first time

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why does this keep happening to me like . can I ever work for someone who is good at his job

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ouhhhh getting fired tmrw who's ready !!

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it's not that serious. just like the first real litmus test for my place on this team. namely, whether my manager is gonna rise to the occasion when I tell him "hey. don't fucking do that you are ruining everything" for the first time

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ouhhhh getting fired tmrw who's ready !!

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change the value bool to yes . propagate my DNS . calculate my network ping . verify my query string . computer my intentions pure...stop saying site is insecure ;-;

[lunarfuneral]

yuck

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

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made a certified substance for dinner tonight

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tho I be but wretched, I be snatched, or somesuch

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hey silver lining to the middlename Gerald situation....his inept ass is in Europe and everyone else is in asia so as the only American if I dip early on a Friday who's gonna stop me !!

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

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what I'm learning is never to trust a man who tells you he has a "hands off management style." nice in theory but it NEVER means what you want it to mean