#ratdad-ninjutsumaster

[mysteriouskunoichi]

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🐍     “   i would  never  doubt that.   ”

she added quickly, suddenly feeling intense guilt for ever confessing it to him in the first place. why tell him something she knew would hurt him ? because she was selfish and sick of hurting alone ? or because she somehow blamed him too for what had happened to her mother ? the possible reality of a thought like that made her stomach twist up in tight, painful knots. 

                      “   i appreciate you letting me in your life.   ”

he was her father, yet he felt like a  stranger . she wanted to talk to him like the parent she had always dreamed of having, but this wall was growing thicker and thicker between them. it felt as if there were thorny vines growing up and down it, forbidding her from getting any closer. her eyes glanced around to anywhere but his gaze, as the uncomfortable feeling caused her to fidget nervously.

   “   you didn’t have to do that.   ” 

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🔧 ❝    my calculations show that you   are   a version of my pops. but   .  .  forgive me,   ❞ he started, tape measure already out as he methodically checked out his height.  this  rat was   MUCH  taller than his father, even taller than himself. 

❝ -----  this might be a little weird for you considering your  not child   practically landed in the random tree you had in  .  .  this dojo    ❞ he murmured, rubbing at his wrist

@ratdad-ninjutsumaster / gets a thing

[tenderborn]

@ratdad-ninjutsumaster

   “Michelangelo! if you have any better suggestions-”                  Splinter suddenly stopped himself. He heard the fierce, impatient sharpness in his own voice, and saw how it contrasted to the look on his son’s face.         His grip on his blade tightened, white-knuckled for a moment before he forced himself to unclench.

“I’m sorry” he apologized, “I… I don’t know what to do.            I just want you and your brothers safe”

🐢 michelangelo flinched at the sharpness that came from his father’s voice, his whole body going stiff for a moment as he forced himself to calm down, eyes flicking to the weapon on the blade in his hand   ----   momentarily scared it would be brought to him instead of the original intended target. he didn’t want the weapon to hit    him    or its intended. but the fear he held due to the snap set off his anxiety, unintentionally taking a small step backward.

he breathed, biting his lower beak as he looked down to his feet, claws scratching at his own arm as he tried to find words.   ❝                i know but   .   .    killing him puts you down to his level, sensei. it   .   .   its not right. there has to be    .    .   has to be another way to go about this that doesn’t, y’know   .   .    end with someone’s head rolling across the roof.               ❞ he whined, gaze sneaking a look to his father’s eyes. 

[tartypatoos]

@ratdad-ninjutsumaster

shen’s eyes were wide , almost delightful at the notion of having company today , saki was supposed to be training all day with hamato yuuta . honestly she was expecting she’d spend all day alone , but that was when she heard the familiar grunting of yoshi as he did his best to scale her tree , crawling over to the edge of the sketchy structure she easily pulled him up and gave a curious glance at the object stuffed into his robe . . .      ‘ woah what’s that ? ‘

[venusdcmilo]

@ratdad-ninjutsumaster :     cont.

      “You’re not ready for this Venus, you need to go find your brothers”

Splinter winced and gripped his injured arm, backing off further into the darkness of the alleyway as he sensed Saki’s approach, even at a distance                                        They didn’t have much time

   “Please. I’ll be fine, but I can’t defend the both of us”

‘ i’m not leaving you da - ‘ 

eyes widening she straightened her face , giving a small sigh , correcting herself . ‘ i’m not leaving you splinter . . . i know my father . . . i might be able to convince him . . . i won’t abandon you . ‘ she held herself back from adding any retrospective thoughts to the conversation before she placed her hands on her weapons .

[purexinstinct-blog]

@ratdad-ninjutsumaster said

“My son, I think what you’re listening to falls into neither category”

“I would probably define it as ‘incoherent caterwauling’”

“FINE AGHHH”

He turned the music off and fell like dead into his beanbag, and covered his head with his arms.

[amalgaminclined-blog]

ratdad-ninjutsumaster  Splinter -"WHY AM I SO BAD AT PROTECTING DAUGHTERS"

venusdcmilo  ASDFGHJKL pOOR splinter he meets evelyn and he's like wOAH TRUST ME U DON'T WANT ME TO BE UR DAD

ratdad-ninjutsumaster  Splinter - "Have you met my other daughters? One got shot in the face and the other's a snake. Trust me, you don't want this."

venusdcmilo  asdfghjkl evelyn just looks up at him SO THATS WHERE MY LUCK COMES FROM she just looks up at him' yeah i kinda have no control over my abilities and literally have accidentally killed people just by touching them also i occasionally set things or myself on fire but hey i kinda can control my healing powers but they kinda transfer injuries to me instead of just healing them ha also i live behind a dumpster in a fucking snowy ass alley

ratdad-ninjutsumaster  Splinter, who became numb to the concept of danger and dying a long time ago- "The lair's much warmer let's get you home"

venusdcmilo  asdfghjklhe also washes her mouth out with soap and teaches her about the swear jar

convo with @ratdad-ninjutsumaster

im cryin bc it’s so true

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