#ratlantis

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @mg1172​

okay so this and

and

seem to be something of a holy trinity

[madame-mimsy]

Ratlantis, bitches.

: Ratlantis is waiting... waiting...

: you can say you said them i don't care

: lol

: oh jesus

: just so you know

: i fucking hate atlantis shit

: agreeing to that is how much i love you

: marco must quote that movie at EVERY TURN

: but the ratlantis pun tho

:

: god

: no

: yesssss

: that makes it worse

: aaaagh

: hahahahahaha

: I hate Atlantis and the Alien Ancestor shit too, but STILL

: can there be a GIANT STATURE

: STATUE

: ?

: WITH WORN BUT STILL RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES

: AND ITS TOTALLY DAVID

: no

: rat

: Ozymandius, King of Rats

: because remember

: he only wanted to be king so he could be awful

: yes

: dude, that so made me think of the old Avalon series with "Ozymandulus" the ferret

: but i dont see why he couldnt be awful and commision a giant statue of himself

: he knows making them build a statue of a rat would make them go "wtf?"

: lol

: xD

: giant statue of himself surrounded by rats

: because building statues of people is every day work

: and expected of kings

: honor feral rodents?

: truuuuuue

: David: RATS ARE NOBLE, VENERABLE CREATURES. CEASE YOUR WORSHIP OF POSEIDON AND RAISE FOR ME A STATUE OF THIS BLESSED BEAST OF PLENTY AND PLAGUE

: honor feral rodents ABOVE everything else?

: hahahahahaha

: no wait

: living in davids kingdom would be wtf forever

: it's not built out of stone

: coral

: it's built out of household goods

: would that last?

: make is coral and shiny bits

: they are forced to forkover whatever they have on hand

: SPOONS

: FOR THE GLORIOUS RAT STATUE

: if it's solid it will last

: SPOONS FOR THE GLORY OF THE RAT

: the poor fucking hunters

: "....is that a giant rat?"

: Marco: No, it's a squid."

: "are we really surprised by this? really?"

: "I think we found the right sunken rat island"

: wait

: omg

: are there gonna be fishrats?

: YES

: Marco: I hope like Mom's house there ain't more."

: fucking jesus

: NO

: i am done

: NO

: FISH SQUIDS

: with fish tails

: rat squids

: little ratties with TENTACLES

: okay rat squid is best

: rachel tries not to freak

: oh jesus

: she fails

: bed now

: i love you

: DREAM OF RAT SQUIDS

: Marco: It's actually kind of cute. I'm naming is Ursula.

: I'm killing it.

: go fuck yourself rachel

: Rachel: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MARCO

:

: i'm going to doodle rat squids at work tomorrow, aren't I?

: Marco: And this one will be Kraken, and this one ratfink, and this one Squidmeister...

: oh, and this little one with the glowing blue rings will be Death of Rats because it's part Death Octopus and, hey, rat

: night Jess

: I will end you and all your little hideous new pets.

: oh my god

: cuttlerats

: CUTTLERATS

: YES

: andandand

: holli this is the best thing we've ever thought of

: RAT EELS

: YES

: omg

: Marco: Reels? Eelats?

: ANGLER RATS

: they are in a wonderland of hideous rat mutants

: rachel is trying not to have a nervous breakdown

: Marco: And then the crab rats

: Crabbats?

: Rabs

: lobster rats too

: no, Crabbats

: lob rats

: GET IT

: *nods to himself*

: pfffft

: Marco would just be like: CAN I KEEP THEM?!

: "no."

: "shut up, rach. They're awesome. Look! It likes you!" *holds Death of Rats towards her face*

: DoR: SQUEAK?

: "oh my god it almost touched me!" -backs away quickly-

: "Awww Rach, just give him a smoochie smo?"

: poor Jess is so freaked at our convo xD

: "I'll slice off your ears if you bring it close to me again."

: xD

: poor, poor jess

: "Aw look, you made it squirt ink. You scared him!" *turns around, cradling the Eldritch Abomination* "Don't worry Dorry. Daddy likes you. Rachel's a Sourpuss."

: "How are you even TOUCHING that thing without puking?"

: "Because he's adorable!" [and i will fucking draw it now]

: [yeeeeeeees]

: and on that awesome note [IMMA HOLD YOU TO THAT] its time for me to crash