#supermorphs

[rattyjol]

/supermorphs/ plus puella magi madoka magica

nooo don't make me think about the pmmm girls as hunters don't make meeeeee

Homura and Madoka sleep in the bedroom of the RV and Sayaka and Kyoko are in the Whore Closet and Mami is an angel who hangs out with them sometimes

QB is a crossroads demon

Sayaka made a deal with QB to help the violin player guy. she comes back later as a demon and Kyoko dies taking her out

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supermorphs david + movies

He doesn't like horror movies. The fake gore is laughable and the screams are poor imitations of the real thing.

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supermorphs THIS COUNTS AS A FANDOM RIGHT

OF COURSE IT DOES

Favorite Male Character: David and Tobias, for entirely different reasons

Favorite Female Character: I'm gonna go with Cassie on this one, actually. with the research and the online classes and the tattoos and I just love her a lot. but Rachel is also my darling.

Character I Headcanon As Nonbinary: ooo, there's a new question. Tobias, I think he prefers male vessels but I don't imagine him as being particularly attached to any one gender. Jordan, almost definitely. Marco and Rachel to varying degrees.

Least Favorite Character: I LOVE THEM ALL

Favorite Ship: Jake/Cassie, Rachel/Tobias, and of course Ratmance

Favorite Friendship: Rachel and Jake

Favorite Quote: "Jake grabbed Rachel and pulled her close and buried his face in her grimy hair. He hugged her and held her and decided that he wasn’t ever letting go of anyone ever again."

Worst Character Death (if any): Rachel. but considering this is a crossover of two of the most death-prone fandoms, there are surprisingly few deaths so far. it worries me. though I guess Animorphs didn't have a lot of major character deaths until the end . . . yeah, that doesn't help.

This made me so happy you have no idea Moment: the first thing that comes to mind is that fic from a couple months ago with the babby!team on Halloween being adorable. outside of the verse, probably when I wrote my first fic for SPM and then you guys came into my inbox and asked for more like what

Saddest Moment: not even touching this one

Favorite Location: the RV. it's just hilarious to me imagining them cohabiting such a tiny space. especially with that many weapons lying around. it's a wonder they didn't all kill each other.

also, I was going through my spm tag while doing this and I saw that post I made speculating about David's backstory and you guys almost immediately afterwards came up with the Ratlantis pun

the answer was there all along

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Enamor me, Supermorphs Ratmance

Rachel wakes up to pink.

She stumbles into the kitchen, blinking blearily. The whole interior of the RV has been plastered with pink—the paneling, the walls, the floors, the countertops, even the windows are now rose-tinted. She squints, wondering if something's wrong with her eyes, but no, she's pretty sure everything is just pink.

There's a large, lumpy package on the table, wrapped in—what else?—pink. She prods at it suspiciously, and when it fails to explode she shrugs and tears open the paper.

Inside is an array of brand-new weapons. A set of silver knives; an aluminum baseball bat; two pistols and a shotgun, already retrofitted for salt, iron and silver—and that's just the beginning. She lets out a low whistle.

"Glad you like it."

She spins. "You!" she snarls.

"Me!" David mocks. She reaches behind her and brings up the baseball bat, and he rolls his eyes. "I'm glad you're finding a use for my little present, anyway," he says. "Did you know that St. Valentine was beaten before being beheaded? So it's only fitting, really."

She looks at the bat in bewilderment. "You did this?"

He raises his arms to encompass the pink decor. "Of course! Valentine's Day is one of my favorite holidays, you know. So many lonely people, out wandering the bars and the streets . . . It's a good day for business." He grins at the revulsion on her face. "Speaking of, must dash. Enjoy!" He vanishes, only to reappear a second later to peck her on the cheek. He's gone again before she can react, and she's left alone in a pink kitchen, holding a baseball bat.

Marco stumbles out into the kitchen a moment later, stifling a yawn. "I know you're helplessly in love with me, Rachel, but you shouldn't have. How did you know I was in the mood for pink today?" He paused. "Uh, why are you holding a baseball bat?"

"Why shouldn't I be holding a baseball bat?" She put the bat down with the other weapons and reached for the coffee. It was going to be a long day.

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I knew you wouldn't hold out for long. Get Me, Supermorphs Ratmance, David saving her.

She kills four of them before they get her.

She ends up on the floor, ribs broken, ankle broken, shoulder dislocated. She came in with three vials of dead man's blood: all smashed. Her machete is twenty feet away, and one of the two remaining vampires steps between her and it. The other is behind her, out of sight, but she knows if she makes a move he'll be on her in an instant. She can hear his footsteps, boots on concrete, while his fellow advances towards her with quieter steps.

She raises her chin defiantly to the one in front, baring her throat, and she can see the hunger flaring in the woman's eyes. She's a new one, the whole nest had been.

"So which of you is it going to be?" Rachel says. The woman's gaze flickers.

"We'll share her," the woman says. "But the kill is mine."

The man tries to argue. "I want—" But he finds his feet kicked out from under him and falls back heavily into the pool of dead man's blood and broken glass. Shrieking, he rolls to one side, swatting at his clothes like they're on fire. Rachel jumps to her feet but stumbles on her broken ankle, and the other vampire's hand is around her throat before she can recover.

"That was a dirty trick," the vampire growls. "But you killed Catherine, and that makes you mine."

Rachel opens her mouth to respond and finds she doesn't need to, as the vampire's head goes rolling across the floor. She scowls.

"I had it under control."

"I'm sure you did, darling." David shoulders the machete and sidles over to the one remaining vampire, whose arms and face are red and blistered.

"You're going to pay for—" His head falls to the ground with a thump, the rest of his body not far behind.

"Yeah, yeah." David rolls his eyes in Rachel's direction. "I see why you like it, Rach," he says conversationally, running a finger down the bloody flat of the blade. "It's a bit of a rush, isn't it?"

"Why are you here, David?"

"Well, I couldn't let someone else break my favorite toy, could I?" He smiles.

Before she can respond, the door slams open and Jake, Marco, and Cassie pour in, machetes and dead man's blood in hand. When she turns back, David is gone.

[krakendra]

but just, because in canon she can't let herself become David because she's scared she'll become like him, and then in SPM you made it literal because he came so close to turning her into a demon I HAVE FEELINGS. AND SHOULD PROBABLY SLEEP.

but no she didn't sleep she kept having feelings theres like six of these messages in my inbox and they're all quality

but yeah!! in SPM he's not figuratively her demon he is LITERALLY her demon and I really love having done that

[krakendra]

It's 2:30am and I'm listening to your Rachel playlist for the second time tonight and I was just struck by sudden SPM!Ratmance feelings and this is literally /all your fault/

omg you guys

these asks

ratty im sorry i hurt your emotions so badly here is a belated hug

it my fault tho and im not sorry SUPERMORPHS RACHEL IS WORTH A LOT OF EMOTIONS

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lets try a thing: SUPERMORPHS

favourite female character: Rachel but I also love Cassie a lotfavourite male character: nggggg Tobias I guessleast favourite female character: NONEleast favourite male character: NONEfavourite ship: Ratmance but also Rachias but also Cake but also codependent Berencest but also Jake/Marco do you see my problem here (actually there is no problem everyone bangs everyone the end) (also Wild Dog and Tem/Ury and Rachel/Melissa I ship basically everything you guys put in okay)least favourite ship: I ship everythingfilm/tv show fanfic rating: 10/10 A+ would recommend