#ratty headcanons

[goldbricker-ramsey]

REPOST || BOLD WHICHEVER APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE

TOUGH SHELL .

bruised knuckles. bloody noses. eye-rolling. empty bottles. messy hair. sarcasm. lip biting. unwashed jeans. coffee breath. loud music. broken neon signs. chipped nail polish. leather jackets. always wearing headphones. swearing. sneaking out at 3am. dark lipstick. frown creases. burning cigarettes. plaid shirts. under eye circles. dark colors.

SOFT INSIDE .

honey tea. flower crowns. giggling. blowing kisses. dancing without worries. white lace. soft textures. fluffy throw pillows. using too many heart emojis. empathy. constant daydreaming. handwritten letters. fairy lights. bullet journals. designated driver. warm hugs. garden picnics. quiet. smile lines. optimism. flowy clothes. pastel colors.

tagged by: @horizon--bounty

tagging: @doctorsleepytime @accidental-medic @graspingstars

[goldbricker-ramsey]

“Oooohhh boy this’ll take a minute.”

“Mari? Sweetest thing alive. She’s like a li’l lamb... but I remember her being smart as hell. Kid would look at ya like she could see into yer soul. Kinda creepy sometimes, but. She’s a good kid.”

“Lestie— Celeste— is my twin. She was born two minutes sooner than me, and she never let me hear the end of it.” Ramsey snorts. “She was always the bigger, stronger one outta us both... still remember she loved fencing like nobody’s business, and she had a temper.”

“Tavs... Octavia. She’s... a strange one. Always went on about channeling spirits, usually had a ouija board on her most of the time. She loved everything about the occult, and she’d usually keep a pretty aloof air about her. She was a little hard to talk to, sometimes, but... she was nice.”

“Tobes— Tobias was crazy as all hell,” Ramsey smirks fondly at that. “He was usually the one who got us all into trouble— like the time he convinced us to roll ourselves down a hill while inside a trash bin. He liked going on hikes by himself, too— he’d usually spend all day outside and only come back when it had been dark out for a couple hours.”

Ramsey pauses. His brows furrow as though lost in thought... and not exactly pleasant thoughts, either.

“Antony and Clarissa were the ‘leaders’. They were next in line for our parents’ thrones, basically. Those two ... they’re not people you should cross. Fuckin’ snakes, the both of ‘em.”

[goldbricker-ramsey]

((Also it was pointed out to me that Goldbricker is literally just my random bursts of hyperactivity/happiness due to ADHD given a voice and. Yeah. Yyyyyeaaaahhh. Goldbricker is 110% real and in my head, but minus the gold powers LMAO

Side note, Ramsey doesn’t usually struggle much with keeping Goldbricker reigned in because surprise surprise, more projection time, Ramsey also has ADHD! So Goldbricker’s ‘voice’ isn’t much different than the impulses he already has to deal with. So he’s absolutely like ‘lmao what’ with how much Zora is struggling with them.))

[goldbricker-ramsey]

((Ramsey unironically listens to Vocaloid music and Nightcore send tweet))

[goldbricker-ramsey]

((You’re fine, but I’ll take this opportunity to explain something!

Ramsey was 20 when he ran off, so Maribelle was only 10 years old. She remembers him decently well but it’s definitely been a hot minute since they’ve seen each other.))

[goldbricker-ramsey]

{LORE! LORE! LORE! LORE! LORE!}

((Just because of the chanting y’all can have little a more lore..... as a treat uwu

From youngest to oldest:

Maribelle (23)

Ramsey (33)

Celeste (33)

Octavia (34)

Tobias (35)

Antony (40)

Clarissa (42)

[goldbricker-ramsey]

Pop quiz!!

((I was joking around about this with @percival-queen and @sundialhunter but if Ramsey ever was able to keep a stable house, he’d have a bunch of... kind of unusual pets? Aka he is ABSOLUTELY the guy with a duck and ferrets))

[goldbricker-ramsey]

Wait so does Ramsey literally have a heart of gold? Cold move anon, cold move.

((Tbh I’m not entirely sure how genuinely canon this is because I don’t know the source, but I saw this line in the EE Wiki and figured “you know what? I can most certainly work with this.”

So yes, in the canon of this blog, Ramsey’s heart quite literally turned into gold not long after he figured out he was Inscribed! It wasn’t a fun process.))