raujel:
“You haven’t seen the horker ribs, have you? Enough fat there for an orphanage to get through the winter. Fucking good, too. You should try it. You look like you need it.”
“Now, what’re you implying about my figure? I eat just fine, thank you, even if I’m not as well-endowed as I imagine you like your women, if you like your women anything like how you like your meat.” Her nose screws up for a moment and she makes a face. “... What an awful sentence. Cider’s a little stronger than I’d thought. Would you like an apple cider caramel, speaking of?”














