#ravage replies

[voidwingsprime]

*deposits a red energon cake in the inbox*

On screen, Starscream is Suffering as the Frumbles and Ravage are all boosted up on red energon. Red blurs of devastation are using the taller mech as a jungle gym.

“SPEEEEEEEEECS!!!”

[voidwingsprime]

@specsthespectraldragon

I AM NOT AN UWU MEME, THAT IS SKYWARP! -Lord Doctor Starscream.

YES YOU ARE, SWCEMER!!! YOU ARE THE BEST SCWEMSCWEM!!!!! :3- Skywarp, Munidor Commander.

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Meanwhile, on the Aegis Livestream, Thundercracker is suffering as yre stares into the webcam, as Starscream is chased by Skywarp. The metal floors clang with Skywarp’s heavy plodding and Starscream’s outraged shrieks echo through the halls.

The Frumbles, Squawktalk, Laserbeak, Ravage and even Knock Out, all call out to Starscream with variants of:

HEYA, SCREAMSCREAM. - Frumbles

SCWEMSCWEM!!!! - Squawktalk

All Hail Herr Lord Doctor ScwemSCWEM!!! - Knock Out

You’re never going to live this down Scwemer - Ravage

Nope. We’re going to record this and save it forever! .....Scwemswcemscwem.

-Laserbeak

OOC: @sgtransformersdork​ LOOK AT WHAT YOU STARTED

[voidwingsprime]

hey hey hey is your name Ravage because I'm about to murder that pussy ((I cringed so hard writing this I am so sorry))

Ravage looks at this message, squints at it with narrowed optics, googles “pussy”, and then writes.

RAVAGE: LACKS THOSE PARTS.

YOU: ANATOMICAL FAIL.